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    I think she looks cute still, though the outfit is criminal. I wonder if she's been comfort eating because of her "career".
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    God, what a fat sow. MOOOO! Hey Chestica, less Chili and more career failure! HAH!
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    Naturally the Daily Mail has weighed in

    Jessica Simpson's a bigger star than ever as she shows off her new curvier figure | Mail Online

    Jessica Simpson's a bigger star than ever as she shows off her new curvier figure
    By DAILY MAIL REPORTER
    Last updated at 3:16 PM on 26th January 2009
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    Four years ago, Jessica Simpson was one of the top bodies in Hollywood after embarking on a vigorous fitness regime to fit into her 'Daisy Duke' shorts.

    But it seems the 5ft 3in star, who is attempting to carve out a new career as a country singer, has let go of her hard earned 36-24-36 figure.

    The 28-year-old was showing off a distinctly curvier shape as she sangs tracks from her country album Do You Know at a gig in Florida over the weekend.


    Prior to gaining weight, Jessica would regularly appear on Hollywood red carpets in eye-popping dresses which showed off her svelte figure to perfection.

    The former Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica reality star famously slimmed down in a tiny pair of denim shorts, aka Daisy Duke, to play the denim's namesake in the 2005 big screen version of the Dukes of Hazzard.

    She endured two-hour workouts six days a week with personal trainer Michael Alexander, who sculpted her physique with a combination of running, squats, lunges and weight-resistance exercises.


    Battle of the bulge: It seems Jessica over-indulged a little over the festive season

    She also followed a South Beach Diet-style low-carb, high-protein menu which featured grilled chicken, fish and green vegetables.

    After filming the part, Jessica said: 'My body is definitely an accomplishment.'

    But it seems her now more relaxed approach to fitness and a good dose of her family's Texan cuisine over the Christmas holidays have caught up with her.

    Perhaps feeling self-conscious about her expanding waistline, Jessica opted for some high-waisted baggy jeans and a slimming black vest as she performed at the Kiss Country Chili Cookout in Pembroke Pines.



    As well as singing tracks from her new album, Jessica also belted out a rendition of her cover of Nancy Sinatra's These Boots Are Made For Walkin', which she sang for the Dukes of Hazzard soundtrack.

    In a 2007 interview with Harper's Bazaar magazine, she admitted she preferred being curvy to her skinnier frame.

    She said: 'Curves are better. I don't get the whole rail thing. It's not good for your heart, it's not good for your mind; it's emotionally destructive, it really is.'

    Jessica recently denied reports she was engaged to her American football player boyfriend Tony Romo.

    She said: 'It's funny to me that people are saying that Tony and me are out shopping for diamonds. Trust me, we're not out shopping for diamonds - if anything we are out going to buy DVDs.


    Piling on the pounds: Jessica looked noticeably bigger as she arrived on stage

    'That's pretty much it. We have movie nights and cooking and ordering in, but there has not been any diamonds in this relationship.'

    Jessica is taking things slowly with the Dallas Cowboys player after divorcing ex-husband Nick Lachey when she just 25 after three years of marriage.

    The couple exposed their marriage to the public during their hugely-successful MTV reality show Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica.

    Meanwhile, her younger sister Ashlee recently gave birth to a baby boy called Bronx Mowgli with musician husband Pete Wentz, who she married in May last year.
    Of course as mentioned the clothes do nothing for her. Maybe something like this??



    According to this web site, she actually was performing at a chili cook off - the 99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili Cook Off in Florida! It's now officially the most talked about event since the inauguration!

    Is Jessica Simpson preggo or just a wanna be? - RossDurham.com
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    Strange that she put on the weight up top but not so much on the bottom...although that could be down to Spanx. Anyway, she looks fine. The outfit is the problem.
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    Face and arms are noticeably larger. Burn the pants.

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    It's not an enormous weight gain and she could easily take it off if she does a concert tour. However it seems the the blogosphere has decided to have a little fun at her expense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    Strange that she put on the weight up top but not so much on the bottom...although that could be down to Spanx. Anyway, she looks fine. The outfit is the problem.
    Not really, she has an apple figure anyway. I'm sure poor cynic is somewhere crying in his beer at the puffyfication of his dream girl. **gag**
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    Those jeans are a shooting offense!

    After looking at the first pic, I was betting they caused a camel toe as well. Sure enough, when the second set of pics in those jeans appeared, there it was.

    Oh Jessica. Fire your stylist post haste.

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    what stylist, no fat bitch wailing at a chili cookout can afford a stylist!
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    Oh yeah! And in one report copied here, says those jeans are suppose to be "baggy". Um....yeah. Baggy my ass.

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    But it seems the 5ft 3in star, who is attempting to carve out a new career as a country singer, has let go of her hard earned 36-24-36 figure.
    They forgot to add....Little in the middle but she got much fat.

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    I think she looks pretty, but fugged up outfit. I love that long sleeve look in the other picture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellatheball View Post
    They forgot to add....Little in the middle but she got much fat.
    Its back, but it works!

    My mom always had a saying for clothes that fit snug; she would tell me I look like a chorizo! I think of that when I look at this picture
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    Crash diet in 5..4..3..2..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Penny Lane View Post
    Crash diet in 5..4..3..2..
    With "amazing pics" and a fabu article on "How She Did It!"?

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