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    Quote Originally Posted by taymarie View Post
    Me three, although I don't know what short waisted means. I'm 5'2 though
    It means your boobs and waist aren't very far apart.

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    That outfit should be burned immediately, its too terrible for words. That said, she does need to lose weight, not a huge amount but still. Not only for her figure, but in other pics its clear to see that she has gained a pretty significant amount of weight on her face which really detracts from any beauty she could have. Some people are lucky that weight doesn't collect on their face, but not her. If she dressed better I may not be able to notice it as much in her body, but you see it immediately in the face. She looked bloated. She has that unfortunate body type that can either look killer or chubby with only a difference of a few pounds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellatheball View Post
    It means your boobs and waist aren't very far apart.
    Oh, thanks! I don't think I have that, but I'm not very sure. I know I sound like an idiot.




    And I agree with everything January said. She doesn't have a ton of weight to lose or anything, but when she does gain weight it is very noticeable.

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    Yeah, unfortunately her looks are the main thing she's got going for her, so she has to mind them.

    I'm in the short with big boobs, short-waist club, and yeah, a few pounds makes a big difference. I've heard that JS's weight tends to yo-yo a bit and here's the proof.

    I've long thought that she needs to be married, have a bunch of kids, forget the singing/acting career, and let herself go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by january View Post
    you see it immediately in the face. She looked bloated. She has that unfortunate body type that can either look killer or chubby with only a difference of a few pounds.
    Exactly!!!!!!
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    Definitely not pregnant, the boobs would have blown up first. It just looks like she's gotten a little to comfortable with "her" man. I don't think she looks too big, its that awful outfit and hideous extensions.
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    oh no Pop eater has pictures of her from the back and her back fat is squishing over her bra. She looks like a red neck at a truck rally.

    Sorry but her under arm fat is flapping in the breeze.

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    More pics here.. other angles really don't seem to help. Those jeans are hideous... like high-waisted mom jeans.

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    More pix of big beautiful Jessica Simpson -

    From the Superfical and their "What The Hell Happened" post









    Plenty more over at the site

    Now from TMZ -



    Actually she doesn't seem that overweight, she just doesn't carry it well.

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    I am short waisted and cinched in belts like that are the kiss of death - I'm quite tall but still can't pull it off.

    Wonder if she's doubled up on the belts to hide a gut roll?

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    she looks like a bloated chipmunk/pornstar
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    Perhaps she's looking for photoshop alternatives. Jess has had bad experiences with PS in the past -



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    Thats not Jessica Simpson, that looks like Marisa Miller.
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    Quote Originally Posted by january View Post
    Thats not Jessica Simpson, that looks like Marisa Miller.
    I wonder who "the hand" is?

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    Haha, it is kind of creepy. Thats from a VS catalogue, so I'd imagine a guy or an overweight girl somehow managed to get cut from the picture.
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