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    The jeans are horrible...and the color..eew. But her size is fine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by olivia720 View Post
    She's fine. not every celeb has to be rake thin.
    thank you! I think a lot of celebs would look a lot better with a little weight on them!

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    She looks like she just won a pie-eating contest.


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    Yeah, not every celeb needs to be stick thin, but the pounds don't look good on Jessica. Some people can wear extra pounds well, say like Kelly Osbourne. But Jessica needs to be thinner than in this picture. It's just her body type. She doesn't need to be Daisy Duke skinny/fit, but she needs to lay off the fried chicken.

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    ^^ yeah like me she's short waisted so a few pounds makes her boobs look like they are attached to her knees.

    btw have ya'll seen Janet Jackson?

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    ^Nope. What's her deal these days?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    She looks like she just won a pie-eating contest.

    Or a beer drinking contest! See, she's just about to let out a big burp.

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    ^ Sweets, I was actually thinking she looked bloated like a beer drinker.

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    Ok, I'll preface this by saying she and I share a body type. Short, big boobs, short waisted, strong legs. All that said, she looks awful!

    This is the first time I've seen her completely lose her waist and, therefore, her hourglass shape. Those jeans look like they should be on a 60 year old smoker who plops her butt down on a barstool at the casino. You know the type. They were always skinny (due to smoking??) and then age caught up and they store their extra weight in the middle but keep their flat butts and thin thighs. Awful. Those belts? She should be shot. No woman with a large bust should wear little bitty straps like that either.

    She has always carried a resemblance to Mrs. Piggy but her hair and face in this particular photo of her makes the comparision dead on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellatheball View Post
    Ok, I'll preface this by saying she and I share a body type. Short, big boobs, short waisted, strong legs. All that said, she looks awful!

    This is the first time I've seen her completely lose her waist and, therefore, her hourglass shape. Those jeans look like they should be on a 60 year old smoker who plops her butt down on a barstool at the casino. You know the type. They were always skinny (due to smoking??) and then age caught up and they store their extra weight in the middle but keep their flat butts and thin thighs. Awful. Those belts? She should be shot. No woman with a large bust should wear little bitty straps like that either.

    She has always carried a resemblance to Mrs. Piggy but her hair and face in this particular photo of her makes the comparision dead on.
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    Me three, although I don't know what short waisted means. I'm 5'2 though

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetness View Post
    Or a beer drinking contest! See, she's just about to let out a big burp.
    Or maybe she's getting ready for life as Mrs. Tony Romo.

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    ^^ Fuck that King!!!! She is the future Mrs. Cynic and this is just how he likes her!

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    Jessica was never really that skinny.

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