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    Quote Originally Posted by Jexxifer View Post
    Nice "career". Reduced to singing at a chili cookoff? What's next, the county fair?
    I believe she's already done a few county fairs as well!
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    Papa Joe must be so proud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by olivia720 View Post
    ... not every celeb has to be rake thin.
    Or even Jessica Simpson.


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    oh please! when she was in the DD role, she lived at the gym & practically starved herself.

    She looks just fine here, it's just the awful jeans & the belt that aren't doing her any favors.

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    i hate her hair (reminds me of miss piggy) and the outfit is just wrong

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    I think her body looks great. You can tell she at least eats. The outfit is really bad but then again this chic has limited brain cells so I tend to just overlook her.
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    Red face

    She looks fine, the outfit sucks, and who the hell didn't gain a pound or two over the holidays

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    I think it's mostly the angle
    Fabulous!

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    the outfit is unflattering.....she's not exactly maxing out weight wise



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    bad angle, bad jeans, short waisted people should certainly never wear 2 fucking belts.

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    Sorry, I think she looks awful. I'd like to see her from another angle, wearing something less hideous & unflattering, but from what I see in this picture... not good.
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    She has a nice figure. Obviously, she's not naturally going to be a size 2 or whatever. That's not her body type, and to be that thin consistently would be a struggle for her.

    The outfit is awful and looked bad from other angles, too.
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    Unfortunately for her she has that body type that shows any extra pounds. But I don't think she looks bad at all. More like poor clothing choice and really baaaad angle.
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    I think the jeans aren't right for her body shape,....that and wearing two belts at once?? It makes her trunk look thick and squatty.

    I like her hair as well,....but whoever said it is right,....it does resemble Miss Piggy's.

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    I think she looks awful.
    She must have really been gorging here lately. She put that weight on quick!

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