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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty View Post
    ^^All true. Seriously, it's hard to tell how big she's actually gotten with the way camera adds pounds. She's probably a size 4 or 6 which means of course she's obese by Hollywood standards.
    I think she admitted to being a size 12. Which means she's probably more like a 16.

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    i have a hard time believing that! at my biggest i was never a 12 and i was far bigger than her little ass

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    Alice, you've had some humdinger avatars before but this one is destined to be a classic.

    Re: Jessica, I wouldn't think so much about her body looking fat if her face & neck didn't look so pudgy. And her arms. The rest of it would just be like so what, she's got some cushion. But her face looks soooo different IMO.
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    I think those pictures are just a combination of bad camera angles (shots from beneath always add weight) and shitty clothing choices. IRL she is probably a size 6 at most.

    DH and I did an experiment one time on camera angles, if the camera is lower than the person it adds weight and if the camera is higher it takes away weight. If the person taking a picture stands on a chair over you, it's really slimming.

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    ^ haha. What provoked that experiment?
    That's a handy little tip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    ^ haha. What provoked that experiment?
    That's a handy little tip.
    Well, we had an embarrassing family picture! Someone was sitting on the floor taking pictures of the small children, and the adults (including me) were sitting on the sofa. It was summer and we had on shorts. So the picture of the kids showed our (my) legs in the background, and it was.not.pretty. When we were looking at the pictures, my MIL said "Whose fat legs are those?" and I was appalled because they happened to be mine! Since then I've noticed that even the skinniest person's legs would look fat from that angle (even DH's, who was a runner and very thin at the time). By the same token, if you are sitting on a chair and someone is standing up and takes your picture at a downward angle, it's very slimming.

    Haven't you noticed if someone is sitting down and you're standing up and they take your picture, it makes you look like you have a double chin?

    From then on, if someone is taking pictures of the kids on the floor, I get up and move

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    ^
    That's good to know. I always run from the camera. I HATE having my picture taken, I am not photogenic at all.

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    ....nice try....this photo is from September of last year before The Pudge got her


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    Quote Originally Posted by sue_trask View Post
    i think shes good. i like seeing normal size then all the skinny unhealthy types
    Same here.

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    ....in between fat and skinny is a nice place called attractive.....

    ...average in the U.S. IS fat....sad to say.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotncmom View Post
    DH and I did an experiment one time on camera angles, if the camera is lower than the person it adds weight and if the camera is higher it takes away weight. If the person taking a picture stands on a chair over you, it's really slimming.
    Ever wonder why those crafty Myspace whores ALWAYS take their pix from above?

    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    ....nice try....this photo is from September of last year before The Pudge got her
    Makes all the difference. She was so hot then. (sarcasm)
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhoAmI View Post
    I think she admitted to being a size 12. Which means she's probably more like a 16.
    No way. On a woman of her stature (5'2" I think), she would be very plump at sizes 12-16. A size 16 would be obese. i.e. - like 50+ lbs overweight. She's no more than 15 *maybe* 20 lbs over her ideal. I'm her height so I know these things.

    She's not as overweight as people are saying. She's short and an 8 tops! She's hardly a fatty.

    The problem is her boobs. The extra weight in her chest makes her look heavier than she is.

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    So I was at the supermarket yesterday and I saw one of those celebrity magazines (don't remember which one) and it had a picture of Jessica Simpson on front. It was talking about her weight issues, and lo and behold, one of the headlines said that she was already back with her personal trainer!

    I. Told. You. All.

    So predictable, so much for her "strength" and "anger" at those who criticized her weight. Whether it's jennifer hewitt or jessica simpson, the same old song as always and forever. Coming soon, Jessica Simpson, how I lost 50 pounds!

    My question to all of you is, how would those who feel that she looks good and not fat now, feel when she comes out with the magazine cover beaming about how much weight she lost? Does she look good or is that hypocristy?

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    ^^Of course she will look good at a smaller weight. She's got some meat on her now but she's not obese and she shouldn't be raked over the coals for having some extra heft on her. It happens with all the extreme dieting she subjects herself too. No doubt in my mind that this woman is binge eating which the dieting exacerbates. Anyway, when that magazine cover DOES come out - because it will - I am going to shake my head. Because a year later she is going to be overweight and excoriated by the press again. As long as she extreme diets and exercises, she is going to fall on the losing side of the battle with her weight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty View Post
    No way. On a woman of her stature (5'2" I think), she would be very plump at sizes 12-16. A size 16 would be obese. i.e. - like 50+ lbs overweight. She's no more than 15 *maybe* 20 lbs over her ideal. I'm her height so I know these things.

    She's not as overweight as people are saying. She's short and an 8 tops! She's hardly a fatty.

    The problem is her boobs. The extra weight in her chest makes her look heavier than she is.
    thats true too, no offense to you shorties, but i wouldnt want to be so short; its fucking hard to keep yourself looking lean even when you already are

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