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    Your brother!!!
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    We're shocked at your body too, honey
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    "Master Wang is the Healer working with me this weekend. He has a program called Total Vitality," she wrote, adding links to MedicineBuddha.com and Zenandtea.com.
    I hope that Master Wang is the Healer that will be working with me this weekend.

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    Jessica Simpson fell for ear coning and now she's been taken in by cupping. I cannot take any health or beauty advice from her seriously at all or ever.
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    Ear coning? Do you mean ear candling? If so all that does is suck the wax out of your ears.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MysTerious View Post
    Ear coning? Do you mean ear candling? If so all that does is suck the wax out of your ears.
    Yes they're the same thing, and no it doesn't suck any wax out of your ears.

    Does It Work? - Fire in the hole! The truth about ear candling
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    She looks much better with the weight on her but she really needs a better stylist.

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    She is just cursed to always look like a drag queen now. She would fit right in to most gay club drag show lineups.
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    How can she look like a drag queen with those double Ds? Oddly enough I'm sure she has outgrown double D quite some time ago but I think my question may still be valid. I don't understand why she's frequently said to look like a drag queen. Is her chin manly looking? I don't get it at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyumdi View Post
    Yes they're the same thing, and no it doesn't suck any wax out of your ears.

    Does It Work? - Fire in the hole! The truth about ear candling
    Do you not see the irony that it's being de-bunked by an American Medical doctor? Does anyone else see a conflict of interest here? It's just like the medical profession debunking all the other "black arts" while forgetting that basic drugs like asprin cone from plants discovered by herbalists thousands of years ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    Do you not see the irony that it's being de-bunked by an American Medical doctor? Does anyone else see a conflict of interest here? It's just like the medical profession debunking all the other "black arts" while forgetting that basic drugs like asprin cone from plants discovered by herbalists thousands of years ago.
    Hey, if you want to risk burning the insides of your ears with hot wax, go right ahead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyumdi View Post
    Hey, if you want to risk burning the insides of your ears with hot wax, go right ahead.
    Whoa! I'm just pointing out that the source you linked to has a vested interest. Whatever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NVash View Post
    How can she look like a drag queen with those double Ds? Oddly enough I'm sure she has outgrown double D quite some time ago but I think my question may still be valid. I don't understand why she's frequently said to look like a drag queen. Is her chin manly looking? I don't get it at all.
    ok..She looks like a man who has started gender reassignment but is only on the hormones so she has grown big tits.

    Drag Queens can have some huge tits too.

    She looks like she could have been a linebacker. Broad shoulders, very strong manly facial features..and the heavy makeup just accentuates them IMO-

    She has that "unsoft' look that is not so good looking for women. Too harsh of makeup, too angular of lines, etc.

    JMO of course.

    And in the pic posted, she just looks like a man in drag to me. Think Ricky Martin 10 years ago in drag and there you are.
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    I don't see why a man in drag wouldn't have double Ds if he wants them... Whats the problem understanding that "she looks like a man in drag"? Its simple, and just another poster's opinion... You don't have to agree with it, but its a valid opinion.
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