Jessica Simpson Better Lose Weight Or She Isn't Getting Married

[Laurent]

I wouldn't care what he eats or doesn't eat as long as he doesn't try to push his food restrictions on me. The second I start getting even a whiff of 'tude about my eating habits is when we split the sheets.

[SHELLEE]

Doh! Whoops! It is an addiction and my man needs to love it too. And Ranch dressing.

I put ranch dressing on everything, hell I can practically drink it.

[fgg]

i dated a vegan for 6 years and it wasn't a problem. i did become a vegetarian but it was totally my choice. i did it because i've never really been a fan of meat anyway and it was easier when we cooked together.

i've been a vegetarian (strict for the first 3 years) who eats fish (i don't want to hear any bitching from anyone about how i described this...) for 13 years now so it was a personal choice that far out lasted the relationship!

[kasippu]

So has she lost weight already? Haven t seen any pics yet

[Chilly Willy]

i've been a vegetarian (strict for the first 3 years) who eats fish (i don't want to hear any bitching from anyone about how i described this...) for 13 years now so it was a personal choice that far out lasted the relationship!

Actually, you are a pescatarian.

*ducks*

[rollo]

^ Don't mention ducks.

[Chilly Willy]

[fgg]

Actually, you are a pescatarian.

*ducks*

i know but most people don't know what that means.

[fgg]

Jessica Simpson lost 20 pounds in two months



Here are some photos of Jessica Simpson out on 3/26 and she looks incredible. You can really see the difference in her face in that it looks thinner and more angular. Star Magazine estimates that she’s lost 20 pounds in a couple of months already, and it’s definitely possible. (They have a comparison photo from early January.) We know she’s been working out and dieting, although she’s trying to downplay how important it is to her. Good for her for getting healthy for her wedding, which may or may not happen soon.

Star claims that Jess is doing “up to six 100 minute-sessions” of cardio and strength training and that she’s eating 1,600 calories a day. That sounds too sensible for someone working with Tracy Anderson.

There’s another story about Simpson in this week’s tabloids that cracked me the hell up. The Enquirer reports that she was at the DMV recently and got told off by an employee when she asked for special treatment. That one deserves repeating:

“Jessica didn’t want to sit with the average Joes who were ahead of her. So she went to the front desk [of the DMV in Hollywood] and asked in a low voice if she could have access to a private room while waiting for her number to be called,” an eyewitness divulged…

“The no-nonsense female staffer answered Jessica in a loud, forceful voice, saying, ‘Miss Simpson, we didn’t do that for the governor and we certainly aren’t doing it for you!” the eyewitness revealed.

The 30 year-old former reality star… went back to her seat and the verge of tears and played the diva role to the hilt until her name was called two hours later, the source added.

“Jessica pouted and scowled as she sat with her arms folded and stared straight ahead, kicking her foot,” said the eyewitness. “But hopefully she learned two big lessons - everyone gets treated the same way at the DMV and next time, make an appointment!”

[From TheNationalEnquirer, print edition, April 11, 2011]

I have a dumb question - can you make appointments at the DMV? You must be able to in California I guess, but I’ve lived in other states on the east coast and you can’t make an appointment at any of the DMVs I’ve known. Of course they were smaller and easier to deal with than the DMVs at bigger cities.

I love how that DMV clerk was all “the governor doesn’t even get special treatment, sit down!” It’s a bitch to go to the DMV but there’s no escaping it. I do dream of a day in my life when I’ll never have to go through airport security again though. That’s ten times worse than the DMV and it lasts a fraction as long.


Here’s Jessica on 12/13/10 for comparison:

[greysfang]

I don't see any weight loss.

[Chilly Willy]

Me neither...

[Honey]

Nor me

[Lobelia]

I don't either. Still looks hefty.

“Jessica didn’t want to sit with the average Joes who were ahead of her. So she went to the front desk [of the DMV in Hollywood] and asked in a low voice if she could have access to a private room while waiting for her number to be called,” an eyewitness divulged…

“The no-nonsense female staffer answered Jessica in a loud, forceful voice, saying, ‘Miss Simpson, we didn’t do that for the governor and we certainly aren’t doing it for you!” the eyewitness revealed.

Find this woman. She must be revered.

[fgg]

BUT star says so!!!!11 her face looks a lot thinner to me with less double chin.

[sluce]

She looks smaller in the face to me too.