Jessica Simpson Better Lose Weight Or She Isn't Getting Married

**fgg** · March 3rd, 2012, 11:46 AM

PREGNANT JESSICA’S MAC-ATTACK TOTALLY WACK!

Giving dumb blondes a bad name, ultra-pregnant JESSICA SIMPSON turned her world upside down when she had an early morning Mac-Attack, ordered fiance ERIC JOHNSON to whip into the drive-thru of an LA McDonald’s, and told the window gal: “I want something from your lunch menu.”

Gal: “I’m sorry, but it’s 8 a.m. and we’re only serving breakfast.”

Pondering the menu while cars idled behind, Jess finally blurted: “Well, do you have anything on your breakfast menu that tastes like lunch?”

Totally gob-smacked Gal: “Maybe you’d like one of our egg sandwiches?”

Jessica (whining): “Nooo, I really want something off your lunch menu.”

Gal: “Uh, please pull to the side and think about it!”

Snapped Jess: “Oh, forget it. This is so complicated – we’ll just go somewhere else!”

Frazzled boyfriend Eric mouthed “Sorry” to the female order taker, put pedal to metal and split with Baby-Momma!

from national enquirer

is chicken of the sea tuna?

**angelais** · March 3rd, 2012, 11:52 AM

Doesn't she know that Jack in the Box serves a full menu all day long?
Maybe that big old lump on her gut isn't all kid. Maybe she has extra meals hidden under her clothing.

**fgg** · March 3rd, 2012, 11:54 AM

^some of the pics of her in that red/rust colored dress definitely give credence to your theory! it looks all squishy on the outside, lower part of the bump.

**Jexxifer** · March 3rd, 2012, 12:44 PM

I thought this idiot was claiming to be a vegan?

**Novice** · March 3rd, 2012, 12:59 PM

The 220lbs that she needs to lose claims to be a vegan, I thought that she just went vegan because of him? (I.e. flexible depending on mood...)

**Laurent** · March 3rd, 2012, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by fgg

PREGNANT JESSICA’S MAC-ATTACK TOTALLY WACK!

Giving dumb blondes a bad name, ultra-pregnant JESSICA SIMPSON turned her world upside down when she had an early morning Mac-Attack, ordered fiance ERIC JOHNSON to whip into the drive-thru of an LA McDonald’s, and told the window gal: “I want something from your lunch menu.”

Gal: “I’m sorry, but it’s 8 a.m. and we’re only serving breakfast.”

Pondering the menu while cars idled behind, Jess finally blurted: “Well, do you have anything on your breakfast menu that tastes like lunch?”

Totally gob-smacked Gal: “Maybe you’d like one of our egg sandwiches?”

Jessica (whining): “Nooo, I really want something off your lunch menu.”

Gal: “Uh, please pull to the side and think about it!”

Snapped Jess: “Oh, forget it. This is so complicated – we’ll just go somewhere else!”

Frazzled boyfriend Eric mouthed “Sorry” to the female order taker, put pedal to metal and split with Baby-Momma!

from national enquirer

is chicken of the sea tuna?

ROFL, I buy every word of this. I bet she needed that Thousand Island dressing to grow her baby's spine.

**Kat Scorp** · March 3rd, 2012, 07:15 PM

Here you can buy Macca's fries in the morning.

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I only know know that because I go in there for an occasional early morning coffee. The food is awful.

**Yellowjacket** · March 3rd, 2012, 10:38 PM

I don't begrudge her fast food cravings at all.

**MrsDark** · March 5th, 2012, 07:08 AM

Originally Posted by Novice

The 220lbs that she needs to lose claims to be a vegan, I thought that she just went vegan because of him? (I.e. flexible depending on mood...)

I always felt that vegan claim by these two was a giant crock of shit. Even before she got knocked up, I've never seen vegans as fat as these two. They very obviously aren't doing this now! Though she's the prized heifer, he's gained weight with this pregnancy too. I say they've both been Big Mac-ing it for while now.