Jessica Simpson Better Lose Weight Or She Isn't Getting Married

**SunShine23** · February 18th, 2011, 04:38 PM

^^yea, but it seemed impossible to maintain

**gas_chick** · February 18th, 2011, 04:42 PM

What else does she have to do but maintain it?

**SunShine23** · February 18th, 2011, 04:53 PM

run her billion dollar purse and shoe business of course

**AgentOrange** · February 18th, 2011, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by fgg

Jessica Simpson Enlists Tracy Anderson To Get Slim For Wedding

Jessica Simpson is getting serious about getting in shape for her upcoming wedding. She has enlisted Tracy Anderson, the celebrity trainer who rid Gwyneth Paltrow of her batwings, to help her slim down for the big day, Us Weekly reports.

"She wants to look healthy," Tracy told Us Weekly. She added that Jessica, 30, "is in the mind-set that this is a big, forever lifestyle shift."

The 75-minute, 4 times a week workouts may be pushing Jessica to the limit.
"Let us all stretch our limits and become who we're meant to be... do it gently because the force that comes along with that choice will yell at us until we scream back at it. Listen and Scream!! It is ok. Be gentle," she tweeted a couple of weeks ago.

Jessica's fiance, Eric Johnson is vegan, and they cooked a tofurkey for Thanksgiving. Soon after she met him last summer, she "shocked her system" with a vegan diet.

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**hustle4alivin** · February 18th, 2011, 07:03 PM

Isn't she only 5'2"? Any sort of weight gain is going to look enormous on her frame. Cutting out refined sugar and refined flour would help in getting rid of some of that.

However, if this story is true, she better tell him to go fuck himself and keep it moving. She has the leverage in this relationship, but I'm afraid she doesn't realize it.
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**yolandamoore** · February 19th, 2011, 01:03 AM

I like her t-shirt

**MrsDark** · February 19th, 2011, 01:15 AM

If her fiance is a vegan he's one of the fattest I've seen. And I'm with gas chick, what the fuck else is she doing that she can't maintain herself?

**Annika** · February 19th, 2011, 01:17 AM

Originally Posted by MrsDark

If her fiance is a vegan he's one of the fattest I've seen. And I'm with gas chick, what the fuck else is she doing that she can't maintain herself?

he probably eats alot of french fries. my friend is vegan and big. she gorges on fried veggies.

**Lenny** · February 19th, 2011, 04:17 AM

She doesn't look like 150 pounds. She's always had nice legs, even when they are a bit chubby. What makes her look so heavy are her enormous Beth from the Bounty Hunter boobs. I think they look awful.
If her boyfriend really said that she should dump him. Not only because she is still much prettier than him but because he obviously doesn't love her.

**75Sasha** · February 19th, 2011, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Her cheeks look huge considering she's lost weight. Maybe she was puking it up?

**CherryDarling** · February 19th, 2011, 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by greysfang

She looked best in her Dukes days, IMO

I agree completely. I'd KILL for a body like that.

**00Kimmi00** · February 20th, 2011, 04:12 AM

Ehh. Thick or thin, I still think she's adorable. I hate to see her get taken advantage of, though. Her self esteem must be in the shitter.

**BBDSP** · February 20th, 2011, 07:15 AM

I read somewhere that she had to work out 2 hours a day to look that way in Dukes of Hazard. It didn't seem to help her either professionally or romantically, so I guess it wasn't worth it to try to maintain it.

I think she looks pretty good, too, in her own way. She is naturally pretty and she looks fine carrying a few extra pounds.

**o0Amber0o** · February 20th, 2011, 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by Lenny

She doesn't look like 150 pounds. She's always had nice legs, even when they are a bit chubby. What makes her look so heavy are her enormous Beth from the Bounty Hunter boobs. I think they look awful.
If her boyfriend really said that she should dump him. Not only because she is still much prettier than him but because he obviously doesn't love her.

This. And about her not being able to dress herself.

I like Jessica, and I think she's really pretty (far prettier than her alien/skeletor sister) and I honestly think that it was a lot of hard work for her to keep herself slim back in the days that she was married to Nick and I think she did it for him. After they divorced she let herself go, and being so short, 10 pounds looks like 50.

I do think she has self esteem issues, which is sad really. She might not be the brightest bulb on the tree but she has a nice voice, she has a decent business - she's done well for herself. She always molds herself into the guys that she dates and she always seems desperate for male attention. If she goes through with this marriage, I would put money on it not being her last.

I hope this isn't true, as I'm sure that she will go ahead and do what he wishes if it is.

On the note of him being a vegan and being larger - I know plenty of vegans that stuff their faces with fried vegetables, pasta, bread and general junk food. Just because you're vegan doesn't mean you're healthy.