Jessica Simpson Better Lose Weight Or She Isn't Getting Married

**Bellatheball** · December 3rd, 2011, 12:26 AM

Anyone else think he looks like a cross between that douchebag Spencer Whatever and Britters faux-boyfriend?

**Honey** · December 3rd, 2011, 06:49 PM

I like her grey cardigan on the previous page, I think she looks good in that pic, even though her tits look HUGE

Jessica in a fug dress

Ashlee's fugmuppet looks scared

Jessica Simpson & Ashlee Simpson Arrive At Their Hotel Ashlee Simpson and Son Bronx Return to Hotel With Sister Jessica

**sluce** · December 3rd, 2011, 07:52 PM

Forget the fugmuppet. Looks at the boob trying to escape!!!!

**click** · December 3rd, 2011, 10:50 PM

khloe's future BFF

**Bellatheball** · December 5th, 2011, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by Honey

I like her grey cardigan on the previous page, I think she looks good in that pic, even though her tits look HUGE

Jessica in a fug dress

Ashlee's fugmuppet looks scared

Jessica Simpson & Ashlee Simpson Arrive At Their Hotel Ashlee Simpson and Son Bronx Return to Hotel With Sister Jessica

Those boob veins!

Why is she carrying Gene Wilder's mini me from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

**sputnik** · December 5th, 2011, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by Bellatheball

Why is she carrying Gene Wilder's mini me from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

so true!
that child is breathtaking.

**SHELLEE** · December 5th, 2011, 09:15 PM

**southernbelle** · December 6th, 2011, 09:56 AM

Bronx is one of the homeliest celeb kids I've seen, and the way he's dressed is ridiculous. I'm also tired of Jessica wearing nothing but skin tight clothes and holding her bump in every picture. We get it - you're pregnant and you want attention.

**NVash** · December 15th, 2011, 02:49 PM

Jessica Simpson's Pregnancy Weight Gain - YouTube
Apparently she was on Rachel Ray recently. What an ugly dress. Wait, I knew that dress is familiar. Its the same one from the last time she was seen isnt it?

**witchcurlgirl** · December 15th, 2011, 03:06 PM

Well, women do wear clothes more than once. They aren't disposable.

**MontanaMama** · December 15th, 2011, 03:12 PM

Some are edible, but I really wouldn't recommend that for Messica.

Damn, NVash is hella cranky today.

**sluce** · December 15th, 2011, 09:09 PM

I keep forgetting NVash is a teenaged boy.

**samantha jones** · December 16th, 2011, 05:34 AM

She obviously doesn't give a shit. She's got the money, he's not walking away from money. She beat Nick to having a baby. Let her get fat....or fatter. She looks like a sausage.

**NVash** · December 16th, 2011, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by MontanaMama

Damn, NVash is hella cranky today.

Huh? Whatd I do?

Originally Posted by sluce

I keep forgetting NVash is a teenaged boy.

I act that way? Maybe I should act my age more often.

**Novice** · December 17th, 2011, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by samantha jones

She obviously doesn't give a shit. She's got the money, he's not walking away from money. She beat Nick to having a baby. Let her get fat....or fatter. She looks like a sausage.

Sausage? She's pregnant, she's got a massive baby bump & two massive watermelon breasts. How is that sausage like?