Jessica Simpson Better Lose Weight Or She Isn't Getting Married

**Laurent** · July 23rd, 2011, 08:54 PM

Bitch thinks her legs look way better than they really do.

**cornelison** · July 25th, 2011, 02:16 AM

Wow! There are so many cruel comments here. Jessica looks great! No guy is worth this bull. Maybe she should tell him to change his attitude or else. Somehow, this girl is hung up on him and it may be to her own peril.

**witchcurlgirl** · July 25th, 2011, 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by cornelison

Jessica looks great!

for a float in the Macy's Thankgiving day parade

**Palermo** · July 25th, 2011, 04:46 PM

Looks great? She hasn't looked great in years

**NVash** · July 25th, 2011, 05:10 PM

I think she looks good and needs to ditch this dude like a bad habit.

**OrangeSlice** · July 25th, 2011, 05:19 PM

What's with all the "you big meanies" newbies right now? Did they not read or lurk at GR at all before they joined?

**NVash** · July 25th, 2011, 05:35 PM

Dunno. Summer has yet to end though, that could be it.

**caramel** · July 25th, 2011, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by cornelison

Wow! There are so many cruel comments here. Jessica looks great! No guy is worth this bull. Maybe she should tell him to change his attitude or else. Somehow, this girl is hung up on him and it may be to her own peril.

im a big old jellus fattie with a hairy smelly oozing vagina hole

**dallison** · July 28th, 2011, 03:11 PM

I don't think she looks great. People don't need to be thin to look great, but she looks bloated. Her chipmunk teeth and ass chin look even more ridiculous when she has some extra weight on her.

Then again, I'm glad she's not the starving, over-tanned, too much eyeliner biatch she was around the time of Dukes of Hazzard.

**southernbelle** · July 29th, 2011, 11:27 AM

Wasn't their wedding originally supposed to take place in July, or did I imagine that? I wonder if she's already called it off.

**czb** · July 29th, 2011, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl

for a float in the Macy's Thankgiving day parade

*snort*

Originally Posted by cornelison

Wow! There are so many cruel comments here. Jessica looks great! No guy is worth this bull. Maybe she should tell him to change his attitude or else. Somehow, this girl is hung up on him and it may be to her own peril.

no she doesn't look great. but she is too dumb to dump a guy who isn't happy with her girth (if that story is even true).

**caramel** · July 29th, 2011, 12:48 PM

i lost a lot of weight for my ex, around 35kg. totally worth it. not because he was worth it but now that we broke up i can get so much more pussy!

**VenusInFauxFurs** · July 29th, 2011, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by cornelison

Wow! There are so many cruel comments here. Jessica looks great! No guy is worth this bull. Maybe she should tell him to change his attitude or else. Somehow, this girl is hung up on him and it may be to her own peril.

You don't hang around these parts much, do ya?