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Thread: Jessica Simpson Better Lose Weight Or She Isn't Getting Married

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    Bitch thinks her legs look way better than they really do.

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    Wow! There are so many cruel comments here. Jessica looks great! No guy is worth this bull. Maybe she should tell him to change his attitude or else. Somehow, this girl is hung up on him and it may be to her own peril.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cornelison View Post
    Jessica looks great!
    for a float in the Macy's Thankgiving day parade
    All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

    Don't let anyone with bad eyebrows tell you shit about life.

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    Looks great? She hasn't looked great in years

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    I think she looks good and needs to ditch this dude like a bad habit.

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    What's with all the "you big meanies" newbies right now? Did they not read or lurk at GR at all before they joined?
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    Dunno. Summer has yet to end though, that could be it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cornelison View Post
    Wow! There are so many cruel comments here. Jessica looks great! No guy is worth this bull. Maybe she should tell him to change his attitude or else. Somehow, this girl is hung up on him and it may be to her own peril.

    im a big old jellus fattie with a hairy smelly oozing vagina hole
    we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

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    I don't think she looks great. People don't need to be thin to look great, but she looks bloated. Her chipmunk teeth and ass chin look even more ridiculous when she has some extra weight on her.


    Then again, I'm glad she's not the starving, over-tanned, too much eyeliner biatch she was around the time of Dukes of Hazzard.

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    Wasn't their wedding originally supposed to take place in July, or did I imagine that? I wonder if she's already called it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    for a float in the Macy's Thankgiving day parade
    *snort*

    Quote Originally Posted by cornelison View Post
    Wow! There are so many cruel comments here. Jessica looks great! No guy is worth this bull. Maybe she should tell him to change his attitude or else. Somehow, this girl is hung up on him and it may be to her own peril.
    no she doesn't look great. but she is too dumb to dump a guy who isn't happy with her girth (if that story is even true).

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    i lost a lot of weight for my ex, around 35kg. totally worth it. not because he was worth it but now that we broke up i can get so much more pussy!
    we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

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    Quote Originally Posted by cornelison View Post
    Wow! There are so many cruel comments here. Jessica looks great! No guy is worth this bull. Maybe she should tell him to change his attitude or else. Somehow, this girl is hung up on him and it may be to her own peril.

    You don't hang around these parts much, do ya?
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    You don't hang around these parts much, do ya?
    u mean ladyparts!!!

    sorry, i took quite a lot of codein
    we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

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    Ladyparts is fitting since there are so many cunts here.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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