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    If I could wake up with either Elle Macpherson's, or Stephanie Seymour's in her heyday I wouldn't complain - tall and lean enough to look great in clothes but enough T&A to look sexay out of them.
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    Every time I see this thread I think why does Jennifer want Gisele's baby?
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    Because she can't have one of her own - you know, cuz of the sandy vag.
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    And because of the disappearing fiance!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Because she can't have one of her own - you know, cuz of the sandy vag.
    Not to hijack (but sorta), speaking of which...has anyone else seen the previews for Dumb and Dumber 2? Jim Carey puts his hand up some old lady's gown (at like a hospital or something?) and pulls his hand out and blows off a shit load of dust or sand. I swear I've never even heard anything remotely like that before it became a running joke here about JA. People in high places must at least browse here and get ideas, I swear!
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    I think Angie in her prime (Tomb Raider) had a better body than the Chin. Neither of them has an ass worth mentioning, so there is no point in even putting it in the equation.
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    Jolie never had a good body. There are scenes in Gia where she shows frontal nudity and well she has shoulders broader than her hips, too long arms , a square torso, stick thin legs, no ass, and also her body was only toned in Tomb raider otherwise she's flabby. Aniston lost lot of weight and now does lot of sports so she looks fit and healthy. I'd take Rhianna's body over any of those other women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belt Up View Post
    If I could wake up with either Elle Macpherson's, or Stephanie Seymour's in her heyday I wouldn't complain - tall and lean enough to look great in clothes but enough T&A to look sexay out of them.
    I would even take Stephanie Seymour's fat body!!
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    I'd try old Jizzhell's bod on for size for a week or two just to see what it'd be like to be skinny as fuck and flat as a board. Oh, and reach stuff from high places without the assistance of a step ladder/husband/teenage son.

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