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    Quote Originally Posted by effie2 View Post
    and fake boobs,long monkey arms,no waist,chicken legs,huge feet..
    Old lady body before she's an old lady.

    Add me to the Aniston preference list. Maybe I just can't fathom being as willowy as Gisele, too far out of my reach.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    In my opinion, Aniston has a better body. Better than Jolie's body, too. Deducting points for Gisele's inflatables, too. I'm assuming Aniston's are real.
    Quote Originally Posted by Icepik View Post
    How does Jolie's body enter the equation? She hasn't had a good body in about 10 years anyway.
    Mel beat me to it. I like her, but Angelina has never really had a good body. She has a very flat ass and I've seen larger legs on a Perdue Oven Stuffer. Great face though.
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    I'd rather look like Jennifer, but I suspect Gisele doesn't have to work all that hard to keep her figure, so I'd take that in a heartbeat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yanna View Post
    Starlet? At her age?
    She always plays 30-something characters (or of some indeterminate age) who seem to "have it all" - except a relationship or something tangible. Even after her 40th birthday. There was a hysterical thread on Datalounge a couple of years ago called "Let's Create a Jennifer Aniston Movie" that had me ki-keeing for days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    Mel beat me to it. I like her, but Angelina has never really had a good body. She has a very flat ass and I've seen larger legs on a Perdue Oven Stuffer. Great face though.
    Jolie looks like a preying mantis.... with a pretty face.
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    Aniston's body is much better IMO too.
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    A long, lanky body takes less work to keep looking within fashionable parameters. Even though I'd rather have JA's body, I'll bet you Jenni has to work out 10x harder and watch her diet like a hawk far more than a Gisele body-type does. Plus clothes just hang better on a lanky type. I think that's where her envy is coming from. And I could see where she's coming from I guess, I just still think her proportions are sexier and preferable.
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    Call me crazy, but I would not want Gisele's body. Jennifer Aniston is nuts. But maybe it's that whole no need to diet/exercise thing.

    Y'know what? I'll bet even old Jizhell has to watch what she eats and exercise not to look like even more of a thick-waisted, assless plank.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Icepik View Post
    Jolie looks like a preying mantis.... with a pretty face.
    Her voluptuous face makes up for her less than voluptuous body. I had to chuckle when I saw her in Gia, the cable movie about the famous Philly-born fashion model who eventually died of AIDS. Gia was gorgeous with a world-class body. And they had a scene of Angelina, as Gia, running after her girlfriend in her apartment hallway - naked. All I can remember is how flat her ass was. Gia had a nice one.
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    I don't get the obsession with Gisele's body.She is stick thin, no curves. Monica Belluci, Leticia Casta, the models of 80's and 90's minus Kate Moss had amazing bodies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    Her voluptuous face makes up for her less than voluptuous body. I had to chuckle when I saw her in Gia, the cable movie about the famous Philly-born fashion model who eventually died of AIDS. Gia was gorgeous with a world-class body. And they had a scene of Angelina, as Gia, running after her girlfriend in her apartment hallway - naked. All I can remember is how flat her ass was. Gia had a nice one.
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    Hmm.cant view that tinypic link. IMHO I never thought Giselle was all that until recently. I've seen some commercials and photo layouts that make me appreciate what a good model she is. She can wear clothes that's for damn sure. But to stand there on the beach in a bikini...not posing. ... Jen wins hands down.
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    If I could pick any celebrities body, it would be neither of these two. Personally, whose figure I covet, is Dita Von Teese.

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    I don't know why Jennifer wants Gisele's body. She is built like a ruler- no curves at all. Jennifer has. Decent body.

    My preferred celeb body is probably something like Amber Rose's prior to her baby. Or Rihanna's when she was a little heavier.
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