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Thread: Jennifer Aniston debuts her new "Fat Legs Look" in Hollywood

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    He dumped her ass!
    *Enter Brangeloonie Mode*

    THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!!!! NO ONE HAS EVERY DUMPED ANGELINA. SHE LEFT HIM BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT KIDS!!!!!! SHE GOT A BETTER MAN IN BRAD AND HAS HOT SEX EVERY NIGHT.

    GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!

    *End Brangeloonie Mode*

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    YOUR MOM!
    Whoa. Angelina dumped Mel's mom? I want that story!
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    You all are killing me!

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    *Faniston mode, set to KILL*

    "JOHN MAYER DIDN'T DUMP HER ROYAL CHINNESS, HE"S SUCH A LOSER THAT CHINISTON DUMPED HIM! SHE GOT TIRED OF WRINGING THE PEE OUT OF HER UGLY-ASS HAIR AND KEPT WONDERING IF HER SKIN WOULD EVER RETURN TO IT'S NORMAL SHADE OF SAMSONITE!

    SHE HAS THE BEST BODY, SHE'S PRETTY IN SOME CULTURES, LEAVE HER A LONE!"
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    *Faniston mode, set to KILL*

    "JOHN MAYER DIDN'T DUMP HER ROYAL CHINNESS, HE"S SUCH A LOSER THAT CHINISTON DUMPED HIM! SHE GOT TIRED OF WRINGING THE PEE OUT OF HER UGLY-ASS HAIR AND KEPT WONDERING IF HER SKIN WOULD EVER RETURN TO IT'S NORMAL SHADE OF SAMSONITE!

    SHE HAS THE BEST BODY, SHE'S PRETTY IN SOME CULTURES, LEAVE HER A LONE!"
    It's all true.

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    you fuckers!!! i love these threads.... drop a cherry bomb in the shitter and see what happens....
    Kill him.
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    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    *Faniston mode, set to KILL*

    "JOHN MAYER DIDN'T DUMP HER ROYAL CHINNESS, HE"S SUCH A LOSER THAT CHINISTON DUMPED HIM! SHE GOT TIRED OF WRINGING THE PEE OUT OF HER UGLY-ASS HAIR AND KEPT WONDERING IF HER SKIN WOULD EVER RETURN TO IT'S NORMAL SHADE OF SAMSONITE!

    SHE HAS THE BEST BODY, SHE'S PRETTY IN SOME CULTURES, LEAVE HER A LONE!"
    Talk about a backhanded compliment.

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    What are you crazy kids doing in here?! This thread cracks me up.

    Seriously though, Jen's legs are FAR from fat. I love that aqua/blue dress she's wearing back thread.
    Mischief. Mayhem. Tattoos. Soap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryDarling View Post


    What are you crazy kids doing in here?! This thread cracks me up.

    Seriously though, Jen's legs are FAR from fat. I love that aqua/blue dress she's wearing back thread.
    I think she has great ta-tas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tkdgirl View Post
    I think she has great ta-tas.
    Jen has an incredible body.
    Mischief. Mayhem. Tattoos. Soap.

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    Yeah, you would too if all you did was lay in the sun crisping, smoking menthols and trying not to look dumped
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Yeah, you would too if all you did was lay in the sun crisping, smoking menthols and trying not to look dumped
    Wow. I'm going to change my routine! If that's what it takes to get that body, I'm getting some smokes and a new lawn chair after work!

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    well it certainly doesn't take a lot of aerobic sex
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Yeah, you would too if all you did was lay in the sun crisping, smoking menthols and trying not to look dumped
    Quote Originally Posted by tkdgirl View Post
    Wow. I'm going to change my routine! If that's what it takes to get that body, I'm getting some smokes and a new lawn chair after work!
    Finally, a fitness routine I can get on board with!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    well it certainly doesn't take a lot of aerobic sex
    Nope, just lots of fresh batteries!

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    and in maniston's case, a good coat of teflon
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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