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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    I am boiling Spam right now to make tea.

    Ewwwww! LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by yanna View Post
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    So does Chimp Tea work better than fatty crisco sex? Enquiring minds need to know!
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    I am boiling Spam right now to make tea.
    Is that the new term form northern tea?
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    Quote Originally Posted by faithanne View Post
    It's spam for something called pure chimp but I don't know what it is because fucked if I'm clicking the link. It's either tea you rub on your skin or face cream you drink. Or something.
    Well, that certainly must work. Think of the 10s of calories one might burn by rubbing tea on him or herself.

    That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. Trumps the Thigh Master and all those supplement commercials.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    Is that the new term form northern tea?
    Yes. You use salt instead of sugar and ketchup instead of cream. Latest rage.
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    Has anybody else noticed that an anagram for "purechimp" is "ripe chump?"

    Coincidence?

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    My God, your brain......
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    I preferred chum piper.
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    Hello everyone. I want to say that diets don't work for me either. I tried to lose weight with them but without any results. As soon as I could lose 1-2 kg, I added it back in the next week. For this reason I decided to try something different. I looked online and found many people that have used [some stupid fucking pills] and have obtained really good results. I thought to give it a try too. I placed an order on [spam removed] It's an European pharmacy that makes deliveries worldwide. In almost 6 days I received my order. After two months I was minus 12kg. I feel great and even more active than before. I truly recommend it! Good luck to all!
    Last edited by twitchy2.0; July 13th, 2015 at 10:25 AM.

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    The fuck is wrong with you? "Diets don't work" and you GAIN TWO KILOS a week????? That's just stupid and unbelievable.
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