
Originally Posted by
landerq
I am totally sick of these fat celebrity chicks going on and on about:
1) I got so fat and hated myself.
2) I'm losing weight and feeling so much better. You can do it too, although you may not be able to afford a personal trainer like me, or gastric bypass, or have a cook on staff, and if you can't do it, it's because you don't have my incredible willpower.
3) I'm so much thinner and now feel like sexy times all the time.
4) The detailed story of my weight loss and chronicle of every morsel I put into my mouth to achieve same is the most fascinating story on the planet and one which I shall repeat on many interviews both in print and on tv.
5) A macrobiotic diet is just yummy, yummy, yummy. I just love eating healthy. Now I find chocolate cake and ice cream and french fries not tasty at all and JUST DISGUSTING.
6) I'm posing in Playboy--albeit with lots of vaseline on the lens, or exposing my new body on talk shows
7) I'll never get fat again. I'll never get fat again.
8) That picture of me taken by the paps eating a small sucking pig with whipcream on top and a side of chocolate cake, ice cream and french fries was not fair, dammit. Those bastards missed the picture of me eating some lettuce for an appetizer.
9) Oops, I seem to have gained a little weight back.
10) Damn, I'm fat again and hate myself.
Repeat ad nauseum.
As I duck the bullets, may I add that I am a fat chick, too. Yes, I said it. I admit it. Over 200 lbs. I'm a big old sexy fatty lady, wearing some tight ass pants right now. My husband just slapped my fat old ass!!! So I can say mean things about fat people. I've earned this one calorie at at time.
I take sole responsibility for my fatness and don't find it fascinating nor do I think anyone else does either. It just is what it is. I've been fat, I've been thin. Whatever. As such, I refuse to bore people with tales of a depressing childhood that made me fat, or to blame some guy or my mommy who didn't love me enough, or to blame the images society imposes upon women, or other such claptrap. I am fat because I like to eat, and apparently to eat more calories than my endomorph body can burn up as I sit on the couch while knitting and watching tv. End of story. And the funny thing is that I don't think most folks think of me as being a big fatty because I don't apologize for it or make an issue out of it or talk about my fucking diet all the time.
So I wish these famous fat chicks would just shut the fuck up and either be fat or thin but for God's sake, please, just stop making such a big deal about it all. There are many worse problems in this world than some vapid ho gaining some weight.
Sorry for the rant.
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