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    I think her sons live with her parents now.

    There was a story the other day on an Australian morning talk show about Smears' parents being back together because spending so much time with their two grandsons had made them a lot closer.


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    KFed is the custodial parent and, as far as we know, has been a perfectly okay dad. Why would the kids live with their grandparents?

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    She might wanna pop out another one to keep up with the frapps
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    KFed has sole physical and legal custody, but he allows her visitation.

    As a person under conservatorship, Britney cannot have any kind of custody over minor children.
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    Britney Spears -- Me Against the Fries



    While visiting family in Louisiana, Britney Spears decided to feast on the local cuisine ... by devouring some french fries from Sonic.

    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    She's giving oral to the french fries, poor things.

    Her face and hair look greasy and nasty as usual.
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    Only 4 fries in her gob at a time? I'm disappointed. I was expecting about 15.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Kill Me View Post
    With KFed?

    God damn all of the above comments ran through my head while I was reading the original post. Fuck, that girls is on her own freaking planet.
    Do you want her on yours?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    Only 4 fries in her gob at a time? I'm disappointed. I was expecting about 15.
    Those were the last ones left!

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    that's quite an insult calling some burger king french fries "local cuisine".

    anyways, at least they're healthier than her daily frappuccinos.
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    Taters are a vegetable at least.
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    I want/will have her I'm A Slave 4 U body one day. Just a matter of doing hundreds of sit ups every day to get those abs...


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    ^^actually it took her years of dancing and hardcore running to get those abs not 100 crunches a day
    when you do a show every night and are a trained dancer for years and years, you get those abs
    anyways, she wont be there ever again

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    I agree. She's way too lazy to ever have that body again. If she'd had any say in her life at that time she wouldn't have had a body like that because she's not that disciplined on her own.
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    That, and she's fucking crazy.
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