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    What's a "white out"?
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    why would she be on depo anyway if she's supposed to be abstaining?
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    She's on the weed an eating like a pig!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    ^Not a chance. She's knocked up. You can't tell me with all the workouts she had during DWTS that she'd actually get pudgier instead of slimming down that "mush". Nope.
    I'm not saying that she isn't knocked up, but it occasionally happens. Of course the two people I know of that it happened to were both athletes, who were probably working out less intense than usual (Apolo and Shawn, Shawn was also paired with Mark, hmm...)
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    But why does she get knocked up all the time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    But why does she get knocked up all the time?
    Hillbillies are fertile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    But why does she get knocked up all the time?
    Abstinence only works great.
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    Hasn't she learned the "oral is moral" trick yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by samantha jones View Post
    What's a "white out"?
    It's a nod to the great Sarah Palin's first tome of awesomeness where she claimed that in one of her pregnancies, she had a miscarriage, but the doctor's office sent her a bill or statement that said "abortion" that had been thinly covered with white out and typed over with "miscarriage." Cuz you know that those are technical medical terms and doctor's offices are renowned for using white out when they make an error, "white out" is a term for elective termination without using the word abortion.
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    Smile You made me laugh aloud Venus!

    Hasn't she learned the "oral is moral" trick yet?



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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    It's a nod to the great Sarah Palin's first tome of awesomeness where she claimed that in one of her pregnancies, she had a miscarriage, but the doctor's office sent her a bill or statement that said "abortion" that had been thinly covered with white out and typed over with "miscarriage." Cuz you know that those are technical medical terms and doctor's offices are renowned for using white out when they make an error, "white out" is a term for elective termination without using the word abortion.

    o my. i know nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    It's a nod to the great Sarah Palin's first tome of awesomeness where she claimed that in one of her pregnancies, she had a miscarriage, but the doctor's office sent her a bill or statement that said "abortion" that had been thinly covered with white out and typed over with "miscarriage." Cuz you know that those are technical medical terms and doctor's offices are renowned for using white out when they make an error, "white out" is a term for elective termination without using the word abortion.
    i hadn't heard about this before. interesting...

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    From Margaret Cho via the Today Show:
    Cho: Sarah Palin forced Bristol to go 'Dancing'

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    Ree Hines writes:Bristol Palin’s brief ballroom career had nothing to do with a love of dance, at least that’s what Palin's former fellow “Dancing With the Stars” competitor, Margaret Cho, claims.
    In a blog post titled “Pistol Whipped,” the comedienne shared some little known, behind-the-scenes secrets about Palin, such as her own friendship with the teen-mom-turned-abstinence-advocate, and on a much more interesting note, the allegation that Palin only joined the show after a huge, arm-twisting guilt trip from her mother.
    “Why did Bristol do Dancing With the Stars? I heard from someone who really should know (really should seriously know the dirt really really) that the only reason Bristol was on the show was because Sarah Palin forced her to do it,” Cho wrote. “Sarah supposedly blames Bristol harshly and openly (in the circles that I heard it from) for not winning the election, and so she told Bristol she ‘owed’ it to her to do DWTS so that ‘America would fall in love with her again’ and make it possible for Sarah Palin to run in 2012 with America behind her all the way. Instead of being supposedly ‘handicapped’ by the presence of her teen mom daughter, now Bristol is going to be an ‘asset’ – a celebrity beloved for her dancing. I am sure the show wasn’t in on this (but who knows anything really).”
    After sharing her insider lowdown, Cho added that she’s proud of the younger Palin’s dance floor accomplishments regardless of the motivation. The only thing that concerns the 10th place hoofer is the possibility of reprisal for her decision to share the ballroom back story.
    "Now I am scared I am going to wake up with a decapitated moose head in my bed,” Cho joked.
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    i expected more dirt. i'm disappointed.

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    ^^ Doesn't surprise me at all. Bristol never acted thrilled to be there, one week she cried and said she wanted to go home. She was probably as shocked and pissed as everyone else that she stayed on week after week. Might be the reason for all that stress eating too.
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