Aretha Franklin...there are no words :(

**Aella** · June 4th, 2006, 05:33 PM

Oh man, this is depressing. Aretha is my all-time favorite female vocalists, but
these pics make her look like she'd have her own gravity. It's beyond an aesthetic issue anymore-how does she even stay alive?

**AliceInWonderland** · August 30th, 2006, 05:37 PM

ONCE AGAIN,

THERE ARE NO WORDS!

*(click the image at your own risk b/c there are some gross azz thingies growing on her thingys

)

**HWBL** · August 30th, 2006, 05:45 PM

^This woman needs an intervention IMMEDIATELY. She should be forbidden to leave her house looking like that. Either she has no one around her, who cares enough about her to tell her the truth, or she is SOOO far out of the loop and stubborn (like an anorexic) that she really isn't able to see it for herself. Either way: we should be protected from sights like this

**Palermo** · August 30th, 2006, 05:46 PM

I love Sister Re, but God in heaven, even she must know how obscene that dress is.

**AliceInWonderland** · August 30th, 2006, 05:47 PM

i don't kno; i guess i've always belonged to the school of thought that believes that a woman's boob should be no bigger than her head *shrugs* but hey, maybe thats just my opinion...

**MsDark** · August 30th, 2006, 09:23 PM

Oh HELL no she didn't!

That dress is wrong, wrong, WRONG!

**calendargurl** · August 31st, 2006, 03:09 AM

It makes me angry when I see people that are that fat. Esp. her for some reason....I can't stand her.

**Sleuth** · August 31st, 2006, 07:29 AM

Whats the betting that she thinks shes a good role model for full figured woman, come on Aretha!! that is disgraceful. Straight up, she's grossly obese, people truly need to become more responsible for themselves. I don't know how anyone can let themselves get that way. Fact of life - she isn't going to live much longer if she doesn't sort herself out.

**rover23** · September 1st, 2006, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by mia981

haha and risk on of those ginormous arms crashing down on your body- please i bet she packs a wallop with all the meat on her

Oh this is too much; you killing me.

**Lobelia** · September 1st, 2006, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland

i don't kno; i guess i've always belonged to the school of thought that believes that a woman's boob should be no bigger than her head *shrugs* but hey, maybe thats just my opinion...

There is a loophole that excuses boobies that can actually swing to & fro. Extra points if you can throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier.

**Tater Tot** · September 2nd, 2006, 11:56 PM

Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland

i don't kno; i guess i've always belonged to the school of thought that believes that a woman's boob should be no bigger than her head *shrugs* but hey, maybe thats just my opinion...

Agreed.

**Sweetest Thing** · September 3rd, 2006, 01:46 PM

How the spaghetti straps stayed intact is beyond me. Good grief she is hideous looking.

**Blackberry** · September 14th, 2006, 07:40 AM

I have no r-e-s-p-e-c-t for her, she wears fur!

**bite me spidey** · October 7th, 2006, 01:45 AM

Oh Aretha, that's not healthy. :\

**leapinglilies** · October 7th, 2006, 08:42 PM

omg the WEIGHT of her ginormous boobies on those itty bitty 'sketti straps looks like they're gonna slice into her skin and lop her arms right off her body... how morbid is SHE!