Page 5 of 7 FirstFirst 1234567 LastLast
Results 61 to 75 of 96

Thread: Aretha Franklin...there are no words :(

  1. #61
    Elite Member Palermo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Nor Cal
    Posts
    9,580

    Default Re: Aretha Franklin...there are no words :(

    I suppose not, only for the fact that perhaps she followed her career more than somebody who is not into that kind of music etc. Just like when I talk about my Asian friends if they're talking about Chow Yun Fat for example, I assume they know more about him than I do. I'm not trying to show how wonderful I am, like some of my best friends are gay take it for what it's worth

  2. #62
    Elite Member Laurent's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Out There
    Posts
    39,138

    Default Re: Aretha Franklin...there are no words :(

    I'm not sure if she's lost weight or if she's just dressing more appropriately for her size.

    Except for the 5XL Chinchilla coat. I wonder how many had to die to cover her.

  3. #63
    Elite Member Grimmlok's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In WhoreLand fucking your MOM
    Posts
    55,359

    Default Re: Aretha Franklin...there are no words :(

    ok... when your FOREARMS have cellulite, you know there's a problem.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

  4. #64
    Elite Member Voodoo Child's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Sweet Down Under!
    Posts
    12,646

    Default Re: Aretha Franklin...there are no words :(

    Omg that can't be good for her health.

  5. #65
    Silver Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    595

    Default Re: Aretha Franklin...there are no words :(

    She is a diabetic waiting to happen

  6. #66
    Hit By Ban Bus! AliceInWonderland's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    you already know.
    Posts
    44,439

    Default Re: Aretha Franklin...there are no words :(

    http://crunktastical.blogspot.com/20...is-office.html

    scroll down for some sad sad sights.............

  7. #67
    Elite Member FierceKiten's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    The Neverlands
    Posts
    6,927

    Default Re: Aretha Franklin...there are no words :(

    Hahahhaah!
    Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...

  8. #68
    Hit By Ban Bus! AliceInWonderland's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    you already know.
    Posts
    44,439

    Default Re: Aretha Franklin...there are no words :(


  9. #69
    Elite Member FierceKiten's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    The Neverlands
    Posts
    6,927

    Default Re: Aretha Franklin...there are no words :(

    Al Sharpton is locked away in his office maturbating to these pictures..
    Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...

  10. #70
    Gold Member mia981's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    1,467

    Default Re: Aretha Franklin...there are no words :(

    ooohhh i hate that dance all started by dem franchize boys

  11. #71
    Bronze Member MysticWitch's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Posts
    87

    Default Re: Aretha Franklin...there are no words :(

    I want to say Poor woman.
    But she obviously isnt poor. She can afford to eat.

  12. #72
    Elite Member Lobelia's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    a backwards hillbilly state
    Posts
    20,800

    Default Re: Aretha Franklin...there are no words :(

    Quote Originally Posted by AliceInWonderland
    I don't say things like this very often, but she looks like a big red tub of goo in these pictures. Fat is dripping off her neck and arms. She looks unhealthy & uncomfortable & like a big old cow.
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
    Emma Peel aka Pacific Breeze aka Wilde1 aka gogodancer aka maribou

    Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.

  13. #73
    Bronze Member ultrafabviolet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Omnipresent.
    Posts
    208

    Default Re: Aretha Franklin...there are no words :(

    Hmmm. . . .

    Fab pics chronology, Mia!

    "Bypass?" Some easy "Inside or outside the Beltway?" / "I-two-ate-e-five" type jokes" there.

    Dunno about "[having] to lose some weight first": can one "lose" something like that? I mean, we are not talking about a set of car keys or a purse, here. We are talking about the displacing/misplacing of what appears to be the weight and mass of a third world country.

    No fabric, print, style, cut can hide that--not even Mr. Barnum's canvas.

    Strapless? Exposed “cleavage” or, more appropriately, “canyonage?” You have got to be kidding. (UGH! BARF!) Can you imagine what the heat index must be in the deep recesses of that microclimate on an 80-plus degrees day? Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! Anthropologists and zoologists who have see these photos must be absolutely giddy: the potential for locating as yet to be discovered peoples and species is enormous--so to speak.

    Trying in vain for the iconic Marilyn look, but the hem only makes it to the armpits:



    At first glance, I thought this was an aerial photograph of Wyoming at sunset, but then I remembered that WY does not have that many cities. Thus, after consulting with my SAR friends, I have determined the shiny bits to be locator beacons activated by those who, for whatever reason, managed to stray into the "uncharted territory."



    On a positive note, Kirstie looks good--relatively speaking, that is.



    Hmmm. . . . Or not.

    Vi
    Don't be ridiculous, Stephen: wearing a helmet does not make it "safe," and the answer is still "no."

  14. #74
    Hit By Ban Bus! WickedHo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    NYC, baby!
    Posts
    9,249

    Default Re: Aretha Franklin...there are no words :(

    At first glance, I thought this was an aerial photograph of Wyoming at sunset, but then I remembered that WY does not have that many cities. Thus, after consulting with my SAR friends, I have determined the shiny bits to be locator beacons activated by those who, for whatever reason, managed to stray into the "uncharted territory."
    Now that's just a damn shame.

  15. #75
    Gold Member lovely bones's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    State of Euphoria
    Posts
    1,100

    Default Re: Aretha Franklin...there are no words :(

    Quote Originally Posted by ultrafabviolet

    Trying in vain for the iconic Marilyn look, but the hem only makes it to the armpits:

    Damn, Vi - it's harsh to pick on the Queen of Soul ...but your odd observations & Marilyn Monroe connection are hilarious!

Page 5 of 7 FirstFirst 1234567 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Aretha Franklin booby thingies
    By AliceInWonderland in forum Just Plain Scary
    Replies: 35
    Last Post: October 18th, 2006, 01:03 AM
  2. Chaka Khan the next Aretha in the making?
    By hortoen in forum Weight
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: July 11th, 2006, 07:22 AM
  3. Aretha Franklin proud to be a 'big woman'
    By buttmunch in forum Weight
    Replies: 49
    Last Post: May 14th, 2006, 10:06 PM
  4. Franklin Graham says Islam evil and wicked.
    By buttmunch in forum U.S. Politics and Issues
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: March 17th, 2006, 05:32 AM
  5. Super Bowl - Aretha
    By Palermo in forum Weight
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: February 6th, 2006, 02:48 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •