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    Default The REAL reason Angelina Jolie is so thin

    There's such an obvious explanation to Angelina Jolie's weight loss! According to The Sun, the über-thin gal is doing the Master Cleanse.

    For any of you who don't know what this is, it's a crazyass diet where you basically drink only peppered lemonade. We've tried it and lasted mere hours. Angie's goal? 21 pounds in 21 days. A totally healthy thing for a mom and "role model" to do right?

    Yeah, right.

    We talked to a friend of the A.T. who lives by this diet. We're told it's a rapid poundage fix that can be quite empowering with fab detoxifying affects, but it's no walk in the park, folks.

    The cleanse can have tons of exhausting and gross side effects. This is what supposedly has movie execs on Jolie's new flick Salt so concerned. Ange is supposed to do her own stunts as a CIA officer in the Russian spy movie, but producers are worried this silly diet is going to make her too tired and fragile to kick any serious ass.

    Um, hello? That's the main concern? How about the fact that Angie is already way too boney as it is, babes—long before she started in on any of this diet crap. Seriously, this girl should be packing them on a bit to get back her pre-Brad bod.

    The babe is withering away fast and clearly has some issues. She needs some help, and you know what, we honestly hope she gets it. 'Cause it ain't gonna come from lemonade.

    That’s Why Angie’s So Skinny - E! Online


    YEA RIGHT! And here I thought it was heroin all along.....

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    maybe its brad, his women tend to lose alot of weight after getting with him....
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    brad's a fuccubous
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Yeah more like the Heroin Cleanse.
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    Don't hit me, but I'm actually concerned for her. Those pics from the set of Salt were depressing.

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    *Shakes Sasha* Come ON! You've got to start being a bitch!





    J/k.... LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    *Shakes Sasha* Come ON! You've got to start being a bitch!





    J/k.... LOL!
    Sheeeit, bitch is my usual mode. But when they start looking like they might die I have to step off.

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    I don't know anybody (and I know a few) who has done the master cleanse that has been able to keep the weight off. As with most extreme diets, the weight comes back and then some. If this is true (who knows), I would expect to see a fuller Angelina in time.

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    I hope so, she's smokin' when she's heavier!


    (I can't believe that I just used the word "smokin" to describe someone! You' guess have a lot to answer for!)

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    Novice - please check into a medical facility as soon as possible. You must have a high fever.

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    My friend just did this cleanse for 3 days. She just wanted to get rid of toxins. Not a good idea if you're using it for weight loss.

    I need to date Brad if it causes weight loss!!
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    I think she looks the same as the last 4 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Novice - please check into a medical facility as soon as possible. You must have a high fever.
    its either 103 or some bitch stolen my log in! LOL!

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    if she was doing drugs in huge amount like some people say wouldnt it mess with her skin? her skin still looks alright to me ...

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    I'm wondering about the side effects. Like what, explosive diarrhea, or something?

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