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    Default Jaslene Gonzales needs calories

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    she looks so full of herself. she has no clue how gross she looks, or how tacky her outfit is.
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    Maybe she'll disappear altogether....

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    Tranny. Speaking of which, Tyra, her fivehead, and those ugly models are on tonight. You know even though I make fun of them, I will still be watching.
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    (S)he has some seriously masculine facial features.

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    Eww, I can see her hip bone through her dress.

    That outfit isn't being fashion forward. It's just vomit inducing.
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    i will never understand why she won ANTM.
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    Looks like a normal model to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    i will never understand why she won ANTM.
    I watched that season, and neither do I! that's a MAN, baby.
    here I am, rock you like a hurricane.

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    she is not pretty, is too skinny, makes her face look like bones, she thinks she is all that though .
    Last edited by swwave; March 19th, 2009 at 07:32 AM.

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    She was this small on ANTM too....perhaps she is just a thin girl. Though, from watching her stint on ANTM, its also fairly obvious she is a very 'disciplined' person.....and I'm being kind in that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    i will never understand why she won ANTM.
    I watched that season marathon on Oxygen last weekend and I can't figure out how she beat the girls out that were actually attractive. Jaslene did take some good pictures, but I wonder how much retouching they had to do to them, because she never looked like that in real life.

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    I like her shoes.

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    I'd do her!
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    Was she on with Natasha, because I loved Natasha!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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