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    Default Boo fucking hoo: 'I cried while trying to shed my baby weight,' says Jessica Alba

    Like most Hollywood stars Jessica Alba quickly regained her figure after welcoming her first child last year, but the actress admits it didn't come easily.
    The 28-year-old, who's daughter Honor was born in June, embarked on a vigorous weight loss campaign for a Campari calendar shoot which was released in December.
    "[The workouts] were horrible,' she told the February edition of Elle magazine. 'I cried. And I haven't worked out since.'


    Body of work: Jessica Alba, with daughter Honor last month, admits she was reduced to tears while trying to get back in shape after giving birth

    But it seems her very best effort was not enough for tough Hollywood standards - photos leaked at the time showed an original shot of Jessica posing for Campari, and a slimmer, airbrushed final image.
    Jessica also revealed that she resorted to a little wardrobe trickery to help slim down her waistline in the initial weeks after the birth.
    She says: 'I wore a girdle. Eight weeks after my girlfriend had her baby, you could see her six-pack. She told me to put an elastic band around my waist – any kind of band or girdle works.'


    Incentive: The actress began a vigorous weight loss campaign for this Campari calendar shoot which was released in December
    Bump watch: Jessica during her pregnancy

    She adds: 'I didn't recover as fast as she did. I don't have a six-pack – that's just not my body at all.'
    Jessica, who is married director's assistant Cash Warren during her pregnancy, says giving birth was less of a struggle.
    'Contractions aren't that bad. If you've ever had bad cramps? That's what they're like,' she says.
    'But that moment when they put the baby on your chest – that's deep. It's a deep experience.'
    The Fantastic Four star says she now struggles being away from the eight-month-old.
    'This is the first time I've been away from her. It's been six days.
    'It sucks; it's the worst thing ever. But we Skype, so I can see her on video.
    'The worst is when you can see her little chubby hands grab the screen, and I'm not there.
    'Being a mother is making me a big, weepy mess.'
    Next up, Jessica is set to begin work on Sin City 2, which is the follow up to her 2005 film based Frank Miller's graphic novel series of the same name.

    'I cried while trying to shed my baby weight,' admits Hollywood mother Jessica Alba | Mail Online

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    I feel zero sympathy for her

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    ^ Word.

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    I don't believe any of this.

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    It doesn't look like she had much to lose anyway...
    I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and sky...

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    +1 for the MILFS, uh huh
    I'm using a lot of oxygen and such — I think it's good use of oxygen myself, but of course, I'm a little prejudiced on the matter.

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    This girl is very pretty and all that jazz but for some reason she just annoys the heck out of me.
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    Loses the weight for an ad that capitalizes on her sexy look?

    Yea she sure is outraged about her looks and not being taken seriously in hollywood.

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    I don't buy it either...

    I swear she is an answer to a BI about a new mom that hit the blow seriously hard to lose the baby weight...sounds about right.

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    They sure did give her some big boobs for that shoot.

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    oh, moo.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    That Campari "photo" is so airbrushed it looks like a cartoon.

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    She was too skinny before.

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