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    HE may be three years away from a bus pass but SYLVESTER STALLONE has still got what it takes. The 62-year-old Rocky star showed off his ripped tattooed body during filming on his latest movie The Expendables. He teams up with JASON STATHAM, JET LI and Golden Globe winner MICKEY ROURKE to play a group of mercenaries recruited to overthrow a South American dictator. And it looks like Sly is set to win the battle of the bulk over his younger co-stars.




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    This the the next project chosen by Mickey Rourke? He must have signed on the dotted line before he realized his career had been raised from the dead.

    Oh, and Stallone is gross. Really, really gross.
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    Human growth hormone is the great leveller.......seriously penis veins on your'e stomach - just a bit ewww

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    I'm using a lot of oxygen and such I think it's good use of oxygen myself, but of course, I'm a little prejudiced on the matter.

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    Who is more gross, Sly or his mother?


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    Slys mum = Jocelyn Wildenstien and Micky Rourke melded together in some sort of weird symbiosis
    I'm using a lot of oxygen and such I think it's good use of oxygen myself, but of course, I'm a little prejudiced on the matter.

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    I wonder how much he had to pay to get that installed.
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    His face looks better in that pic than I imagined. whatever he did must have settled. His body looks damn good for a 62 year old. His body looks damn good period, but yeah I wonder how many steriod injections he had to do to get that fucking ripped?

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    he was caught with steroids leaving canada or something i remember

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    He may be fit, but - ewww. His body looks like it's made of plasticine or wax, only without smoothing and finishing it properly. So not pretty.

    It's so yuck that I barely noticed the face!
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    SVZ I think you mean Australia, but you knew that already.....LOL

    But Madame Tousades, needs to check the thermostat
    I'm using a lot of oxygen and such I think it's good use of oxygen myself, but of course, I'm a little prejudiced on the matter.

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    I don't give a shit what he's taken (which he has admitted too), nor do I care how old he is, Rambo is the MAN!

    I can't wait to see this.

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    Sweetie is the brain splattered princess of fuck you - she still took them

    sorry His penis is revoked at this point
    I'm using a lot of oxygen and such I think it's good use of oxygen myself, but of course, I'm a little prejudiced on the matter.

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    I don't want his penis. I would have taken it back in 1985, and I would have done amazing things to it then, but now I just like him because I had so much love for him back then.

    I am a Rambo fanatic. I watch them all the time.

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    and Jason Statham is in it! I'm watching too!
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    Gotta admit tho, the only thing this movie is missing is JC VanDamm and the Governator........then.........perfection
    I'm using a lot of oxygen and such I think it's good use of oxygen myself, but of course, I'm a little prejudiced on the matter.

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