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    It's just the wind, yea, that's it.

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    Looks like he's been sleeping in that outfit for a few days.
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    i love Luke Wilson, he looks...lived in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by celeb_2006 View Post
    It's just the wind, yea, that's it.
    Yep, it's very windy. His 2nd & 3rd chins are rippling in the breeze.

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    What the hell happened to him?
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    For some reason, I was expecting to open this thread & see him looking gaunt. So much the opposite! He doesn't look bad though (although a shave would help), he just looks like an ordinary average guy here.

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    I don't think it'll be too hard for him to whip back into shape, for his next role or whatever.

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    He looks soft rather than hugely fat. But so very crumply.

    I've always thought he was hot, though, so I'd forgive it.
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    I'd be willing to help him work off a few unwanted pounds .. Luke, call me!
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    I like Luke, but he does nothing for me.
    Poor guy looks sloppy for a golf course. I bet FF's country club wouldn't allow that kind of attire on the links.

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    He used to be really skinny...a few lbs around the middle wouldn't keep me away!

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    Luke Wilson shows off his noticeable weight gain at the ‘Enlightened’ premiere

    I already know that I’m going to be yelled at for pointing this out, but in my defense, it would be big news if a celebrity woman walked her first red carpet in more than a year and showed off her noticeable weight gain. These are photos of Luke Wilson at last night’s premiere of the new Showtime show Enlightened, which Luke appears in. Luke has gained noticeable weight. But I was looking through all of the photos of him, and it’s not like he has some beer-and-nacho-gut. Most of the weight seemed to go directly to his face. What does this mean? Is it the result of some kind of medication that I shouldn’t even speculate about? Or is it just too much beer and pot and refried beans and butter?

    Despite his reportedly douchey attitude at times, I’ve always sort of liked Luke Wilson. I was recently watching The Royal Tenenbaums for the millionth time, and I was reminded again of how talented he is. He’s an underrated actor. I suspect that he’s not very ambitious, though. Eh. It’s not the worst thing.

    As for this new show, Enlightened, it sounds… meh. Laura Dern plays a woman who has an affair with her married boss, and the boss transfers her out. Thus begins her character’s “journey of self-discovery” which includes Hawaiian vacations and counseling and new-found “bliss”. Luke plays Dern’s pothead ex-husband. It sounds meh to me. You can read more about it here.

    http://www.celebitchy.com/184748/luk...ened_premiere/

    some new pics on celebitchy. i loved him in the legally blonde movies!
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Damn, he almost looks like a Baldwin brother now!
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