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    Default Johnny Depp's wife - Vanessa Paradis

    I'm surprised no one has posted this yet

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    Default Re: Johnny Depp's wife - Vanessa Paradis

    God, she doesn't look very healthy...

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    Default Re: Johnny Depp's wife - Vanessa Paradis

    Looks like Kate Moss.

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    Default Re: Johnny Depp's wife - Vanessa Paradis

    She's much skinnier than Kate Moss

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    Default Re: Johnny Depp's wife - Vanessa Paradis

    she has like......a skinny madonna body.

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    ^^ I know what you mean, she's skinny but her arms look muscular, she's weird, not attractive at all IMO.

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    Default Re: Johnny Depp's wife - Vanessa Paradis

    Why thank you Tiara. She also has bad teeth, *coughs*


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    Default Re: Johnny Depp's wife - Vanessa Paradis

    I think she has always been kind of tiny. I don't have much to say about her as she is non offensive to me. Yeah her teeth are not the best but I think that is probably one of the quirks JD likes about her.

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    Oh my god her teeth are disgusting!!

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    half woman, half xylophone

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    half stick insect, half woman, half xylophone!!
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    Default Re: Johnny Depp's wife - Vanessa Paradis

    They are married? I thought they were just living together and popping out babies.

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    Default Re: Johnny Depp's wife - Vanessa Paradis

    ^^ No I don't think they are married, they been together for what seems an eternity but no I heard they haven't yet walked down the aisle.

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    Yeah, not yet married, but live together and have kids. Probably never will get married.

    I read somewhere that Johnny Depp is attracted to women with bad teeth, so it prolly is something he really likes about her. He's just so weird, but so hot...

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    She's got Lauren Hutton teeth. Hmmm, she does look prettier with her mouth shut.

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