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Old March 19th, 2008, 09:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default OK! cover story: Jennifer Aniston's magic diet



Since arriving in Miami to shoot the film Marley & Me, Jennifer Aniston has been looking better than ever, downing martinis, sunbathing on the beach and enjoying leisurely dinners with friends. "Jen's lost seven pounds in seven days," a friend tells OK!. "She's back to the body that Brad couldn't resist!"

On March 15, the former Friends star frolicked on the beach outside the Mandarin Oriental Hotel, clad in little more than a teeny pink string bikini, thumbing through magazines and snacking on berries and salad. "She was smiling and giggling with her friends," an eyewitness tells OK!. "Her butt looked amazing!"

Jen's amazing physique is not the only thing stopping traffic these days. Friends say the actress is noticably more calm and happy with herself; something they say clearly radiates from the inside.

To get all the intimate details of Jen's 10-step plan for getting back the body that lured Brad, pick up the new issue of OK! — on sale everywhere Thursday.

source: OK! Magazine - First for Celebrity News - Cover Story: Jen's Slimming Secrets
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Old March 19th, 2008, 09:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Getting drunk, chainsmoking, not eating, and laying out and crisping in the sun.

Yeah, real recipe for health that is.

Maybe she does get SOME exercise in.. some chin-ups perhaps?
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Old March 19th, 2008, 09:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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"She's back to the body that Brad couldn't resist!"
*SNORT*

I'd say he resisted it fairly well.
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He didn't run away, he was resisting in another direction.
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Old March 19th, 2008, 09:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I'm enjoying the other work of fiction on that cover - that Carnie Wilson is only 208 pounds.
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What shape is she getting back into???
Is she losing weight for what reason?
She looked better when she was with Brad
before she became mannish.
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I'd say he resisted it fairly well.
I had to laugh at that! They were the same thoughts that I had too!

Maybe if Jen keeps losing weight to the point where her veins are sticking out and she looks freaking dead he'll come back!
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god, she's such a loser.
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Old March 19th, 2008, 10:46 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Her secret diet is called chainsmoking and nose candy.
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wow tough crowd.. funny as hell but tough!
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Ha, she's far too fat by Brad standards. Of all the women he's dated, she's the fattest. That reflects more on Brad than it does her.
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Ha, she's far too fat by Brad standards. Of all the women he's dated, she's the fattest. That reflects more on Brad than it does her.
I noticed that women who date Brad Pitt always look thin to the point of being scary. It makes me wonder if he pressures them.
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I noticed that women who date Brad Pitt always look thin to the point of being scary. It makes me wonder if he pressures them.
I wonder the same thing. I dated a guy who did it in a very subtle way. I left him but the next two whom he dated after me both developed eating disorders. I know it was because of him and their own lack of whatever.
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I guess being a third wheel in other people's relationships burns off a lot of fat.
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I noticed that women who date Brad Pitt always look thin to the point of being scary. It makes me wonder if he pressures them.
No, I think they probably pressure themselves... he's got that whole "Sexiest Man Alive" tag on him so they probably feel a huge amount of pressure to look skinny etc.

Personally I fail to see the attraction... esp. now that his balls are hanging around Veingelina's neck.
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