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    OUR spies at the Food Network say Nigella Lawson — the sexy British chef famous for batting her eyelashes, jiggling seductively while grating parmesan and licking a spoon the way Tina Turner handled a microphone — has waaaay overeaten. "The result is a butt like a Budweiser horse," sniped one detractor. "Her director is now doing back flips to not show her below the waist, and deflects viewer vision by focusing on her cleavage/tongue/eyes more than ever." A Food Network rep denied any changes had been made in the way the show is taped and said no new episodes had been taped since October.

    Food Network's sexy chef Nigella Lawson has overeaten
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    I wish the media's obsession with weight would stop. So she ate one too many fried Snickers. A fat ass is not going to keep me from watching her show. She's still a beautiful woman who also happens to be middle aged. Sue her for not having the metabolism of her youth.

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    I dont know what their complaining about? I've watched Nigella for years & all they've ever shown is her boobs & mouth anyway. I think she looks great & I literallly get hungry watching all her food
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    She's very pretty....big butt or not.

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    I think Nigella is plenty fucking hot! The media bitches about too thin, too fat, not this, not that - this woman isn't a lollipop, she looks great!!!
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    That picture is freaky....it looks like she wants to eat ya.

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    i have always been told "never trust a skinny chef"

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    Nigella is hot. She has curves I'd kill for.

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    She's great and so is her food. I've got all her books and tried most of the recipes and there isn't a dud in there.

    However, rumours here that before she recently filmed some Twinnings tea adverts she was sent off to a fat farm in Queensland for a couple of weeks to lose a few lbs for the camera.
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    I'm kinda shallow, I sort of automatically dismiss fatties a chef, it's my pet peeve, can't help it. If they don't look healthy and fit, I ain't gonna try their recipe. The episodes I've seen of her show, she WAS cooking some fatty foods, using lots of oil, butter, bacon (including bacon fat!), that totally turned me off.

    I'm sure she's done some healthy recipes, too but I'm judgemental.

    Nevertheless, she's a very very pretty woman with sexay curves. That I won't deny and I do find her attractive.

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    Why don't the Food Network PTB complain about Ina Garten? Compared to her, Nigella looks downright slender.

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    Nigella is lucky because she is very voluptuous ... curves in all the right places. When she does gain some weight, she doesn't look fat, just more curvy. You won't hear many guys complaining about that.

    I think she's gorgeous. I love her cookbooks and her tv shows.

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    I think she's gorgeous. I love her cookbooks and her tv shows.
    I agree. She is beautiful and quite intelligent. Great writer.

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    I don't know (runs and hides here) I think she is really looking fat nowadays, she's officially entered that territory. You can be curvy for a long time, but she's a bit over that now, she's really not looking so great.
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