Russell Crowe and his chunk

**mrs.v** · February 22nd, 2008, 03:31 PM

Russell Crowe Embraces His Chunk

Ahahah! Looks like we know who's been eating the last piece of chocolate cake. I'm typing this lightly, because I'm afraid Russell Crowe might hear me. I know these are just pictures, but I'm still afraid of his voluptuous ass will hear me. I'd still hit it. He looks like the type that will hit it and then tell you to get the fuck out. That's the best kind.
Here's big, beautiful Russell with his family yesterday.

Russell Crowe Embraces His Chunk | Dlisted

**Grimmlok** · February 22nd, 2008, 03:41 PM

Yeah, i saw him on letterman or leno the other day and dude has gotten faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

Not just a little chunk either, the guy was round.

**Mariesoleil** · February 22nd, 2008, 04:13 PM

He did gain a bit of weight. I wouldn't hit it or maybe I would... I don't know. If he told me to get the fuck out the next morning I'd kick his ass but then he'd probably throw a cell phone at me.

**Empress_of_Naboo** · February 22nd, 2008, 07:23 PM

Damn , Where is my sexy roman solider at ?

**A*O** · February 22nd, 2008, 07:26 PM

Great news, so now he's a fat wanker.

**Voodoo Child** · February 22nd, 2008, 07:47 PM

^^Yep that about sums it up.

**SummerSwelter** · February 22nd, 2008, 09:11 PM

That's me in 15 years. Fat mammals rule. Maybe he's gearing up for another "Master and Commander" film.

**MissDecember** · February 22nd, 2008, 09:17 PM

*gloats*

I hate Russel Crowe so this gives me much satisfaction.

**celeb_2006** · February 22nd, 2008, 11:58 PM

Have some self respect! I unnerstand being an actor ain't exactly the world's most strenuous "occupation," but you'd think with all that time, money, and ability to hire nutritionists and trainers they'd at least be in reasonable shape instead of eating at kfc's everyday.

DitaPage* · February 23rd, 2008, 12:40 AM

Good. I cant stand him. May the obesity monster be with him.

**MrsDark** · February 23rd, 2008, 10:06 AM

I'd still fuck him. Wanker or not, I find him oddly hot.

**Aella** · February 23rd, 2008, 10:23 AM

Good. Now he's as vile on the outside as on the inside.

**yanna** · February 23rd, 2008, 12:30 PM

^ What she said.

**tiggle** · February 23rd, 2008, 02:29 PM

I can't get over how hot he was in Gladiator. I never will.. sigh
What a difference 8 years make.

**leigh** · February 23rd, 2008, 04:36 PM

He's probably the type who gains weight easily but just as easily can take it off when a movie role requires it. He's an ass, but what you see is what you get. He's not fake or insincere or pretends to be something he isn't- like most stars and celebrities. Russell Crowe says what he means and is true to himself. I can respect that.