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    Russell Crowe Embraces His Chunk




    Ahahah! Looks like we know who's been eating the last piece of chocolate cake. I'm typing this lightly, because I'm afraid Russell Crowe might hear me. I know these are just pictures, but I'm still afraid of his voluptuous ass will hear me. I'd still hit it. He looks like the type that will hit it and then tell you to get the fuck out. That's the best kind.
    Here's big, beautiful Russell with his family yesterday.

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    Yeah, i saw him on letterman or leno the other day and dude has gotten faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

    Not just a little chunk either, the guy was round.
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    He did gain a bit of weight. I wouldn't hit it or maybe I would... I don't know. If he told me to get the fuck out the next morning I'd kick his ass but then he'd probably throw a cell phone at me.
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    Great news, so now he's a fat wanker.
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    ^^Yep that about sums it up.

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    That's me in 15 years. Fat mammals rule. Maybe he's gearing up for another "Master and Commander" film.
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    *gloats*

    I hate Russel Crowe so this gives me much satisfaction.
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    Have some self respect! I unnerstand being an actor ain't exactly the world's most strenuous "occupation," but you'd think with all that time, money, and ability to hire nutritionists and trainers they'd at least be in reasonable shape instead of eating at kfc's everyday.

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    Good. I cant stand him. May the obesity monster be with him.

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    I'd still fuck him. Wanker or not, I find him oddly hot.
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    Good. Now he's as vile on the outside as on the inside.
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    ^ What she said.

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    I can't get over how hot he was in Gladiator. I never will.. sigh
    What a difference 8 years make.

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    He's probably the type who gains weight easily but just as easily can take it off when a movie role requires it. He's an ass, but what you see is what you get. He's not fake or insincere or pretends to be something he isn't- like most stars and celebrities. Russell Crowe says what he means and is true to himself. I can respect that.

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