January 21st, 2008, 08:42 PM
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Suddenly Katie Holmes is looking skinnier than ever thanks to her raw veggie ‘KH’ diet, which mainly consists of broccoli.The Daily Star reports Katie has shed nearly 40 lbs through her new eating regime.
According to an insider, the stepford wife of Tom Cruise is following the ‘KH’ diet, which conveniently stands for ‘Katie Holmes’ diet.
Says a source close to Mrs. Cruise: “Katie has had a hectic few months and as well as running around after Suri, she has been juggling work with a strict exercise plan. The diet called the ‘KH’ diet –for Katie Holmes –consists of a bowl of carrot soup for breakfast, followed by raw broccoli for lunch and dinner. Obviously Katie has a small amount of protein with the broccoli such as steamed tofu, or fish, but the green superfood is the key. She and Tom are buying organic broccoli by the bucket-load. Katie loves running at the moment and has been jogging a lot of late.” Fadedyouthblog
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January 21st, 2008, 08:44 PM
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They must hold fart concerts at Tommy's castle
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January 21st, 2008, 08:44 PM
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I'm guessing she's buying Beano by the bucket-load, too.
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January 21st, 2008, 08:55 PM
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^^LOL...that's what I was thinking. It must be a stinky fog fest over at Katie's house!
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January 21st, 2008, 08:57 PM
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She couldn't possibly have lost 40 lbs unless they mean pregnancy weight.
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January 21st, 2008, 09:07 PM
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 Take Beano before and they'll beano after.. That must be so filling...
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January 21st, 2008, 09:49 PM
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She's looking very Posh Spice in that picture, it's scary.
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January 21st, 2008, 09:51 PM
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Broccoli farts are so glib.
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January 22nd, 2008, 12:09 AM
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carrot soup for breakfast? Yum!
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January 22nd, 2008, 12:56 AM
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She is underweight. And what's with the tongue action?
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January 22nd, 2008, 01:01 AM
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That's a classic cult tactic....keep the followers as hungry as possible.
Just sayin'.
LOL @ glib broccoli farts
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January 22nd, 2008, 01:12 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stylejunkiex
Broccoli farts are so glib.
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January 22nd, 2008, 02:16 AM
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Sounds like a Posh diet to me.
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January 22nd, 2008, 02:27 AM
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Quote:
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She's looking very Posh Spice in that picture, it's scary.
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That's what I thought too! All she needs now is some bolt-on robotits and they could be sisters. Loving the emphasis on Katies "running and jogging programme". Maybe the stories about Katie's fake NYC marathon have filtered through to the Co$ mothership and they are now in damage control.
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January 22nd, 2008, 02:37 AM
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I'm having Hägen Dasz for breakfast today. Just thought I'd throw that in.
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