They must hold fart concerts at Tommy's castle
Suddenly Katie Holmes is looking skinnier than ever thanks to her raw veggie ‘KH’ diet, which mainly consists of broccoli.The Daily Star reports Katie has shed nearly 40 lbs through her new eating regime.
According to an insider, the stepford wife of Tom Cruise is following the ‘KH’ diet, which conveniently stands for ‘Katie Holmes’ diet.
Says a source close to Mrs. Cruise:“Katie has had a hectic few months and as well as running around after Suri, she has been juggling work with a strict exercise plan. The diet called the ‘KH’ diet –for Katie Holmes –consists of a bowl of carrot soup for breakfast, followed by raw broccoli for lunch and dinner. Obviously Katie has a small amount of protein with the broccoli such as steamed tofu, or fish, but the green superfood is the key. She and Tom are buying organic broccoli by the bucket-load. Katie loves running at the moment and has been jogging a lot of late.”Fadedyouthblog
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
I'm guessing she's buying Beano by the bucket-load, too.
“What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson
^^LOL...that's what I was thinking. It must be a stinky fog fest over at Katie's house!
She couldn't possibly have lost 40 lbs unless they mean pregnancy weight.
Take Beano before and they'll beano after.. That must be so filling...
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She's looking very Posh Spice in that picture, it's scary.
Broccoli farts are so glib.
She is underweight. And what's with the tongue action?
That's a classic cult tactic....keep the followers as hungry as possible.
LOL @ glib broccoli farts
Sounds like a Posh diet to me.
Why do people say "Grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding! -Betty White
I'm having Hägen Dasz for breakfast today. Just thought I'd throw that in.
Vodka and buttfucking for all!
Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
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