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    Suddenly Katie Holmes is looking skinnier than ever thanks to her raw veggie ‘KH’ diet, which mainly consists of broccoli.The Daily Star reports Katie has shed nearly 40 lbs through her new eating regime.
    According to an insider, the stepford wife of Tom Cruise is following the ‘KH’ diet, which conveniently stands for ‘Katie Holmes’ diet.
    Says a source close to Mrs. Cruise:
    “Katie has had a hectic few months and as well as running around after Suri, she has been juggling work with a strict exercise plan. The diet called the ‘KH’ diet –for Katie Holmes –consists of a bowl of carrot soup for breakfast, followed by raw broccoli for lunch and dinner. Obviously Katie has a small amount of protein with the broccoli such as steamed tofu, or fish, but the green superfood is the key. She and Tom are buying organic broccoli by the bucket-load. Katie loves running at the moment and has been jogging a lot of late.”
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    They must hold fart concerts at Tommy's castle

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    I'm guessing she's buying Beano by the bucket-load, too.
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    ^^LOL...that's what I was thinking. It must be a stinky fog fest over at Katie's house!

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    She couldn't possibly have lost 40 lbs unless they mean pregnancy weight.

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    Take Beano before and they'll beano after.. That must be so filling...
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    She's looking very Posh Spice in that picture, it's scary.

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    Broccoli farts are so glib.

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    carrot soup for breakfast? Yum!


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    She is underweight. And what's with the tongue action?

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    That's a classic cult tactic....keep the followers as hungry as possible.
    Just sayin'.

    LOL @ glib broccoli farts

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    Quote Originally Posted by stylejunkiex View Post
    Broccoli farts are so glib.


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    Sounds like a Posh diet to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtlebay View Post
    She's looking very Posh Spice in that picture, it's scary.
    That's what I thought too! All she needs now is some bolt-on robotits and they could be sisters. Loving the emphasis on Katies "running and jogging programme". Maybe the stories about Katie's fake NYC marathon have filtered through to the Co$ mothership and they are now in damage control.
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    I'm having Hägen Dasz for breakfast today. Just thought I'd throw that in.
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