Madonna eats porridge to gain weight

**mrs.v** · December 12th, 2007, 10:09 AM

Madonna Eats Porridge To Gain Weight

Madonna has started eating porridge in a bid to put on weight. She has decided to gain extra pounds to please husband Guy Ritchie. To be honest most men like a women curvy and a little to grab onto not manly and that is how Madonna looks. Also reports are that she has had a facelift last week and that is why she has been seen recently with black sunglasses.

A source said: "Guy prefers his wife when she looks girly and feminine. He's not a fan of her more aggressive, super-toned and muscular look, which is why she has softened her image.
"She used to start the day with a miso soup and a fruit smoothie but found porridge improved her skin and keeps her full for longer. She eats it after her daily exercise regime. But she has also been cutting back on the gym and weights, in favour of Pilates, which is why her arms look less sinewy."
JaKelDaily,source

**Chilly Willy** · December 12th, 2007, 10:12 AM

Try cheeseburgers.

**MoodyJenny86** · December 12th, 2007, 10:20 AM

Ugh. Her arms are almost as appalling as Ms. Veingelina Jolie's!!!

**HelpMeRhonda** · December 12th, 2007, 10:24 AM

If I wanted to gain weight..I'd pick something much better than porridge.

**Sweetie** · December 12th, 2007, 10:27 AM

I would die a happy person if I had to make myself gain weight.
It would be Mexican everday around here.

**HelpMeRhonda** · December 12th, 2007, 10:30 AM

^ that was what I was thinking. MEXICAN all the time..would you like more sourcream..SURE!

WTH is porridge anyhow??

**Sweetie** · December 12th, 2007, 10:30 AM

^ More of that cheese sauce, more chips and dip, more chicken burritos more everything. YUM.

Thanks, Rhonda, now I am getting Mexican for lunch. haha.

**HelpMeRhonda** · December 12th, 2007, 10:36 AM

Better yet.. pour the Con Queso ALL over the chicken burritos with sour cream and salsa..too. YUM.. closest thing I can get for lunch to that is Taco Bell and that is not what I want.. I want.. the real thing.

**Sweetie** · December 12th, 2007, 10:39 AM

^ Oh God, yes. Um, I will eat some for you babe. I am getting Mexican for sure!

**Grimmlok** · December 12th, 2007, 10:58 AM

um.. porridge is a type of hot gooey breakfast cereal made out of oats.

It's high in calories but very good for you. Lots of omega-3 and stuff.

**tictac** · December 12th, 2007, 11:30 AM

Whoa, she's living dangerously now. Eating all that porridge and stuff. Why is this news anyway?

**crackho** · December 12th, 2007, 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by tictac

Whoa, she's living dangerously now. Eating all that porridge and stuff. Why is this news anyway?

Because now that she's an old twat, pictures of Madonna sticking a cucumber up her hoo hoo while humping a horse no longer seem to interest the masses.

**suede** · December 12th, 2007, 01:57 PM

We're talking oatmeal here aren't we... Holy Smokes.

Unless she's making it with cream and dumping a cup of sugar in there I'm sure how this is a very high in calorie food.

Oats are good for you to eat (unless of course you have an allergy to them).