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    Default Victoria Beckham told to 'fatten up' before Spice Girls world tour





    Posh Beckham has been told to fatten up in order to keep up with the demands of performing every single night. Her bosses think she needs to add a little meat to her bones if she's going to be dancing every night. Um....someone let them know that this woman doesn't dance. She poses!

    A source told the Daily Mail that she will first detox with only drinking hot water and eating fruits and veggies. After her 5-day detox she will start eating tons of protein.

    "She is terrified of putting on a single pound and has had to be talked into increasing her food intake. It would be very embarrassing for her if she collapses or gets ill because she's too weak."

    Above is a picture of Posh in 1997 and Posh today. Her body doesn't look that much different. It's just her face, fake titties and skin.
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    She looked better before. She looked normal. Now she has ridiculous tits. She looks stupidly insecure and not at all confident. She just looks stiff, plastic, greasy, overly tanned, and afraid to smile.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    She looked better before. She looked normal. Now she has ridiculous tits. She looks stupidly insecure and not at all confident. She just looks stiff, plastic, greasy, overly tanned, and afraid to smile.

    Indeed. She used to look like a human being, 10 years ago.

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    Look how much better she looked before the bolt on hooters.
    “What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson

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    Those fake tits are hideous beyond words. Blech.

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    She did look so much better and human in the before. Weird to see all of what she's done to herself in just ten years time.

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    I have never been able to work out the whole "Posh" thing though...?

    She was a slapper from a low-to-middle class suburbanite existence... hardly posh!
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    Have I been looking at her for too long? I dont see that she looks 'too thin.' She's got nice muscle tone. Granted, she is very thin, but I think the stars who are just bones are much scarier.

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    ^Yeah it seems like she follows a very very strict diet, but it also seems as though she does some sort of weight training to keep herself in shape.

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    Spice up your life... with Spicy Chicken


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    Vickie got stuck into the chikkin nuggets
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    She ate that giant cock before we could use it to lure Britney in, Venus. Plan B?

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    Sheer brute force? *cracks knuckles and throws you a football helmet*
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stylejunkiex View Post
    Spice up your life... with Spicy Chicken

    HANDS DOWN THE FUNNIEST PIC EVER!

    Can you imagine if Victoria saw that??? Oh my lord... she'd die on the spot!
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    What the heck does she need to "detox" from, she doesn't eat anything. Just get her a big plate of chicken and tell her to chow down

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