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    The Sun Online - Bizarre: It's Size Zero v the thighs hero

    It's Size Zero v the thighs hero




    Topshop's unlikely duo ... Kate and Beth
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    PORKY BETH DITTO is set to be the new face of Topshop — alongside rival KATE MOSS.
    The 15-stone singer, a fierce critic of Size Zero models, has been approached by the High Street fashion chain.
    It could mean an unlikely link-up with Kate, 33.
    The US star, 25, who grew up eating squirrels on an Arkansas trailer park, said: “Topshop want me to work with Kate. I’ll do it only if I can design the clothes. If Kate can then so can I.”
    See Beth, Kate and the other NME stars
    Kate has a £3million Topshop design deal. Lesbian Beth admitted: “Kate and I are completely different.
    “But men like bigger girls as much as skinny ones.”
    Kate pipped Beth to the Sexiest Female gong at the Shockwaves NME Awards in London on Thursday.
    But Beth said: “The fact Kate is up for a music award is absurd. The world needs positive influences. You have to wonder how she feels about her life and size.”

    Beth is hitto ... Gossip's singer has fun with security and gives Sun girl Danielle a piggyback ride, right
    Pictures: DAVE HOGAN

    Beth still stole the NME show by singing a duet with JARVIS COCKER.
    Bizarre reporter Danielle Lawler even ended up having piggyback rides from her.
    Beth continued the fun with a security guard at the K West Hotel aftershow party.
    Her band THE GOSSIP are set to hit the Top Ten with Standing In The Way Of Control and we reckon Beth and Jarvis’s cover of Temptation, by HEAVEN 17, should be a single

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    1) Kate Moss needs to eat a sandwich

    2) Ditto needs to stop eating sandwiches.

    3) Happiness is somewhere in between these 2 freaks.
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    Why would we want to see Beth Ditto modelling? That is not a model's body. She looks grossly unhealthy and that's just as bad as using a size 00 model.

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    Never heard of this girl, she looks rough though.

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    I've never heard of her name before but she's in a group called Gossip or The Gossip and they sing the theme to Skins, a new English teen program.

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    The US star, 25, who grew up eating squirrels on an Arkansas trailer park . . .
    I guess those squirrels will really pack on the pounds.

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    Beth is extremely talented, she has an exceptional voice. She could be commercially successful like Mariah Carey, but she chose another path. She has attitude, I really like her. It's cool that they chose her as a model, even though she shouldn't flaunt those thighs.

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    Neither of them have a nice body. One is too skinny, one is fat.
    "Fashion is an art, but individuality is the key"

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    I hate her voice. I don't think she can sing at all. It's all a lot of screeching and sqwaking.

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    As long as the fat girl doesn't get all on her high hores about how she's a real woman, I couldn't care less.

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    The US star, 25, who grew up eating squirrels on an Arkansas trailer park
    *sigh*

    This is difficult to bear...
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    why is that, lobelia??
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    For reallsy? People eat squirrels? I know up north here in certain parts of the White Mountains people live in tar paper shacks and shovel snow with coal shovels- they eat almost anything hit by a car. But I've heard they bypass squirrels because they don't have enough meat. Why eat smooshed squirrel when you can eat deer roadkill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    why is that, lobelia??
    Because it's true
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    1) Kate Moss needs to eat a sandwich

    2) Ditto needs to stop eating sandwiches.

    3) Happiness is somewhere in between these 2 freaks.
    word!

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