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    Default Brandon Davis: beached whale, greasy bear or both?

    A Whale of a Bear

    Posted Dec 26th 2006 11:30AM by TMZ Staff
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    Last week, we gave you taut-tummied, bouncy-bosomed, bethonged and dethroned beauty queens in all their titillating glory. Today, we give you ... a beached Greasy Bear.

    Oily heir Brandon Davis took to the sands of Maui on Christmas Eve, flopping down on a beach chair with a constant stream of cigarettes. (Nothing promotes health like baking in the sun while sucking on smokes.) We're not sure if that's a bathing suit or an oil slick.

    The night before, Davis played with pal Paris Hilton before the lodging heiress hopped a plane for Australia, where she'll be hosting a New Year's Eve bash.

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    Bet if he got in the water it would create a giantic oil slick/death zone between the nicotine and the grease. Poor fishies.

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    He's not a whale, he looks pretty average.. he's no gymrat, that's for sure.

    Still greasy though.
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    He's greasy urgh, but so not fat.

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    Grody ... (

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    Quote Originally Posted by moomies View Post
    A Whale of a Bear

    Posted Dec 26th 2006 11:30AM by TMZ Staff
    Filed under: Paparazzi Photo


    Last week, we gave you taut-tummied, bouncy-bosomed, bethonged and dethroned beauty queens in all their titillating glory. Today, we give you ... a beached Greasy Bear.

    Oily heir Brandon Davis took to the sands of Maui on Christmas Eve, flopping down on a beach chair with a constant stream of cigarettes. (Nothing promotes health like baking in the sun while sucking on smokes.) We're not sure if that's a bathing suit or an oil slick.

    The night before, Davis played with pal Paris Hilton before the lodging heiress hopped a plane for Australia, where she'll be hosting a New Year's Eve bash.

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    EWW! Thats not right.

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    He's greasy urgh, but so not fat.

    HA soo true

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    God help me but I find him kind of hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Air Quotes View Post
    God help me but I find him kind of hot.
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    why does he always look so greasy and dirty? there's no good excuse for that

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVZ View Post
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    I know I know! I have no idea why but I want to wash him them jump his blubbery bones.

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    They didn't show this pic: [img]

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    Tom Cruise and Brandon can have a man-boob contest.

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    ^Lol I wonder who would win

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    Probably John Travolta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Air Quotes View Post
    I know I know! I have no idea why but I want to wash him them jump his blubbery bones.


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    He's not huge, but he's just a shapeless, classless, greasy blob. I think it's the personality, as demonstrated in the infamous "firecrotch" incident, that is the most unappealing.

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