December 27th, 2006, 05:40 AM
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Brandon Davis: beached whale, greasy bear or both?
A Whale of a Bear
Posted Dec 26th 2006 11:30AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo
Last week, we gave you taut-tummied, bouncy-bosomed, bethonged and dethroned beauty queens in all their titillating glory. Today, we give you ... a beached Greasy Bear.
Oily heir Brandon Davis took to the sands of Maui on Christmas Eve, flopping down on a beach chair with a constant stream of cigarettes. (Nothing promotes health like baking in the sun while sucking on smokes.) We're not sure if that's a bathing suit or an oil slick.
The night before, Davis played with pal Paris Hilton before the lodging heiress hopped a plane for Australia, where she'll be hosting a New Year's Eve bash.
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http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/26/a-whale-of-a-bear/
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December 27th, 2006, 06:13 AM
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Bet if he got in the water it would create a giantic oil slick/death zone between the nicotine and the grease. Poor fishies.
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December 27th, 2006, 07:26 AM
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He's not a whale, he looks pretty average.. he's no gymrat, that's for sure.
Still greasy though.
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December 28th, 2006, 04:48 AM
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He's greasy urgh, but so not fat.
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December 30th, 2006, 03:58 PM
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Grody ...  (
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December 31st, 2006, 10:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by moomies
A Whale of a Bear
Posted Dec 26th 2006 11:30AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo
Last week, we gave you taut-tummied, bouncy-bosomed, bethonged and dethroned beauty queens in all their titillating glory. Today, we give you ... a beached Greasy Bear.
Oily heir Brandon Davis took to the sands of Maui on Christmas Eve, flopping down on a beach chair with a constant stream of cigarettes. (Nothing promotes health like baking in the sun while sucking on smokes.) We're not sure if that's a bathing suit or an oil slick.
The night before, Davis played with pal Paris Hilton before the lodging heiress hopped a plane for Australia, where she'll be hosting a New Year's Eve bash.
source:
http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/26/a-whale-of-a-bear/
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EWW! Thats not right.
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Originally Posted by Honey
He's greasy urgh, but so not fat.
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HA soo true
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December 31st, 2006, 12:54 PM
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God help me but I find him kind of hot.
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December 31st, 2006, 01:38 PM
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Do fish have boogers?
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God help me but I find him kind of hot.
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December 31st, 2006, 01:51 PM
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why does he always look so greasy and dirty? there's no good excuse for that
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December 31st, 2006, 01:55 PM
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I know I know! I have no idea why but I want to wash him them jump his blubbery bones.
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December 31st, 2006, 02:20 PM
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Do fish have boogers?
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They didn't show this pic: [img] 
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December 31st, 2006, 08:24 PM
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Tom Cruise and Brandon can have a man-boob contest. 
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December 31st, 2006, 11:34 PM
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^Lol I wonder who would win
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January 1st, 2007, 07:48 PM
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Probably John Travolta.
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January 1st, 2007, 08:09 PM
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Quote:
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I know I know! I have no idea why but I want to wash him them jump his blubbery bones.
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Here's how it works: I slap you and you say "Thanks, I needed that!"
He's not huge, but he's just a shapeless, classless, greasy blob. I think it's the personality, as demonstrated in the infamous "firecrotch" incident, that is the most unappealing.
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