November 2nd, 2005, 07:04 AM
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After A Phat Year Mariah Carey is FAT
We know that Mimi is the phatest singer on the market this year (a title she TOTALLY
deserves) but why is she also trying to earn the title of the FATTEST one too? Between her
and Kelly Osbourne, the catering crews for industry functions must be run ragged.
Always one to exploit the laws of true clothing decency, Mariah showed up to Bette Midler's
Halloween party wearing this number- replete with her fat lady sweat moustache.
We're guessing Mimi knew the layout of the buffet table after 20 seconds. Oink Oink!!!
original picture here
original picture here
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November 2nd, 2005, 08:33 AM
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But she says she's a size 2! She's more like a size 10!
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November 2nd, 2005, 08:37 AM
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She looks good though. I think it`s her implants that are giving her that heavy look.
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November 2nd, 2005, 08:37 AM
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She is growing but I'd hardly say she was fat!
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November 2nd, 2005, 08:51 AM
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I think she has put on some weight and then getting those big implants only make her look bigger yet.
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November 2nd, 2005, 09:02 AM
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I can't stomach Mariah, but she is not fat. I think she is a tall woman with some meat on her bones but not fat at all, yes her implants just make her look bigger, they are quite silly looking.
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November 2nd, 2005, 10:42 AM
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this person compares Mariah Carey to the Kelly Osbourn? you have got to be kidding me. that fugly no talent cow has nothing on the radiant beauty that is Mariah Carey.
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November 2nd, 2005, 10:44 AM
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Kelly Osbournes a short dumpy little creature, nothing like Mariah!
The problem these days is if you're not a stick insect and you can't count the amount of ribs there are in your back then you're fat.
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November 2nd, 2005, 12:44 PM
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I don't think the cut of that dress helps, either.
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November 2nd, 2005, 01:23 PM
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Aw man, she isn't fat - but yes, her baps make her look big uptop!
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November 2nd, 2005, 02:51 PM
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she´s a bit fat.
just a bit.
hhehe
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November 2nd, 2005, 02:55 PM
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She's not fat at all. Like everyone else has said, her big boobs make her look wider. Hell I wonder how Mariah can carry those big boobs and sing a loud tune at the same time.
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November 2nd, 2005, 03:00 PM
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Ugh. Modern society's ideal woman seems to be Nicole Ritchie. 
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November 2nd, 2005, 03:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NawdleZouss
Ugh. Modern society's ideal woman seems to be Nicole Ritchie. |
heheh, it's worryingly true! That woman is getting so much praise now that she's a twiglet!
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November 2nd, 2005, 04:12 PM
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giant boobs may look ok when you are young, but unfortunately as you get older they have a tendency to make you look matronly and fatter than you are
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