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    I never got the hype over this guy's looks. He always had a meatball face to me.
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    I'd totally still hit it. Any time, any day. Repeatedly.
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    Haha! He might be on his way to Brando fat. Just kidding he looks like he could work out for a month and be back to his old shape. So freakin unfair how men can do that. How old is he?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Haha! He might be on his way to Brando fat. Just kidding he looks like he could work out for a month and be back to his old shape. So freakin unfair how men can do that. How old is he?

    I suspect that's what will happen because he has filming coming up one one of those sequels where he's hot as fuck. I never knew he let himself go in between films before though. Glad to see he's normal and not one of those image-obsessed freaks.

    And yes, i would hit that all day every day. Stomach or no.

    I think he's 47-48.
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    I LOVE his voice. Mmmmmm.
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    I wonder if they have a name picked out yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    I LOVE his voice. Mmmmmm.
    I think he sounds like he has a bubble in his throat, and needs to swallow to clear it.
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    Still would. I bet I could work that stomach off him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Haha! He might be on his way to Brando fat. Just kidding he looks like he could work out for a month and be back to his old shape. So freakin unfair how men can do that. How old is he?
    He's a dad now and looks like he'd rather spend his down time with his kids than in the gym. It's completely unfair! Matt Damon is the same. He is a slob between films and becomes Bourne again in a month.
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    He posted a pic on Instagram yesterday and yeah he's rock hard.
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    He always sounds like he just drank a gallon of milk. He has dairy voice.
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    His belly button looks like one of those Madonna and Child cameos.
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