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    Default Jennifer Aniston: I’d Like To Have Gisele’s Body



    Jennifer Aniston
    is the envy of millions of women, but there’s one she envies, in particular: Gisele Bundchen.

    I’d “like to have Gisele’s body, just ’cause, why not?” the A-lister, who also says she aspires “to be able to ski like a crazy person, likeLindsey Vonn,” tells Self magazine.
    The 45-year-old Friends star opened up to the publication about her healthy — and not-so-healthy — habits.“The food I love so much that if I dropped it on the floor, I’d eat it anyway is a nacho,” she said. “I fry the chips myself. Just take a tortilla, cut it into triangles, and throw ‘em in coconut oil.”
    Aniston said she averages about 40 minutes a day of workouts,integrating elements such as “cross training with sit-ups, running, weights.
    "I had a knee injury, so I’m not at my fighting-shape weight, which is fine,” the starlet said. “It’s nice to be a little curvier sometimes.

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    Oh, shut up.
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    eh, doesn't sound bad... but frankly, I prefer Jennay's body of gristle's... and I like a bitch who will admit to eating a nacho off the floor. but, we already knew she and Chandler would eat the cheesecake off the floor!
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    I think Jennifer has the better body too, Gisele's quite boyish. I do appreciate her floor-nachos, but she wants to cook them in coconut oil..that sounds bokey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    eh, doesn't sound bad... but frankly, I prefer Jennay's body of gristle's... and I like a bitch who will admit to eating a nacho off the floor. but, we already knew she and Chandler would eat the cheesecake off the floor!
    That episode was hilarious,i still remember it..I think Jeniffer ,s body is nice,her legs are perfect,but i like Gisele,s more.
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    gisele has the most perfect legs i've ever seen. bitch.
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    In my opinion, Aniston has a better body. Better than Jolie's body, too. Deducting points for Gisele's inflatables, too. I'm assuming Aniston's are real.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    In my opinion, Aniston has a better body. Better than Jolie's body, too. Deducting points for Gisele's inflatables, too. I'm assuming Aniston's are real.
    How does Jolie's body enter the equation? She hasn't had a good body in about 10 years anyway.
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    not even then. AJ ass has always been a flat/pancaked/becky ass.
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    yeah, aniston has the better tits. but honestly, i wouldn't complain if i had either. i'd be willing to modestly make do with either
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    not even then. AJ ass has always been a flat/pancaked/becky ass.
    and fake boobs,long monkey arms,no waist,chicken legs,huge feet..
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    Can there not be an Aniston thread without a Jolie mention?! Nearly ten damn years people lol.

    I prefer Gisele's body I think. But I wouldn't complain about having either.
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    It is impossible to talk about Aniston or Jolie without the other! The Joliston nexus is both temporal and metaphysical, and even transcends time and is even used as a model in advanced classes in manicheism.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    In my opinion, Aniston has a better body. Better than Jolie's body, too. Deducting points for Gisele's inflatables, too. I'm assuming Aniston's are real.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post



    "I had a knee injury, so I’m not at my fighting-shape weight, which is fine,” the starlet said. “It’s nice to be a little curvier sometimes.


    Starlet? At her age?
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