I had no idea what this ridiculous fuckface looked like and it tickles me to see she looks just like the assholes that enjoy her garbage.
Say what you want about Twilight author Stephenie Meyer’s somewhat questionable writing skills, but it’s a non-debatable fact that writing is an occupation that demands many consecutive sedentary hours behind a keyboard. While I’m obviously no best-selling author, I can certainly identify with having to force myself to go to the gym on an almost daily basis to counteract this very same occupational hazard. So when a much slimmed-down Meyer showed up at the recent Breaking Dawn Part I premiere as well as the Grauman’s Chinese Theatre handprinting ceremony, it was impossible not to acknowledge how good she looked (even standing next to the naturally skinny Kristen Stewart):
As you can see from the comparison header photo at the top of this post, Meyer’s new silhouette differs dramatically from her 2009 and 2010 red-carpet photos. However, there was reportedly no magic pill or trendy diet for Meyer — just the boring (yet highly effective) old-fashioned combination of diet and exercise:
Twilight book author Stephenie Meyer is adored by fans for the vampire romance phenomenon she penned, but for weeks the Ministry has been admiring her new figure.[From LA Times]
In early November, the author showed up at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood for a handprint and footprint ceremony starring Twilight Saga trio Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner — and wound up turning a few heads herself with a slimmed-down silhouette.
So how did she do it?
“Honestly, watching what she eats, and exercise,” franchise screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg told us at Monday’s Breaking Dawn premiere. “Diet and exercise. And she looks fantastic.
“You know, she had lost some weight when we filmed the wedding scene together,” Rosenberg recalled of the on-screen matrimony of Stewart and Pattinson, “but then I saw her at the Breaking Dawn junket and just thought, holy smoke.”
Good for her. Meyer probably felt a ton of pressure (as a relative civilian) to look good on the red carpet, and I do hope that she really did achieve her weight loss in the healthiest manner possible. She probably feels a lot better and has more energy now — the byproduct of which means that she’ll have more energy to write now too. That last aspect could be good or bad, but I’ll just leave that detail wide open for interpretation.
Photos courtesy of Fame and WENN
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I had no idea what this ridiculous fuckface looked like and it tickles me to see she looks just like the assholes that enjoy her garbage.
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I can't bash or someone will point out how she has $125 million plus magic underwear and I have nothing.
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Last edited by Ravenna; November 22nd, 2011 at 05:51 PM.
Well, she looks pretty good in the last pic. She had enough money for the fat-farm, or gastric bypass, or even a good trainer, but she still looks good now. Even if she is a talentless hack.
I'm gratified to know that rich and thinner though she may be, she still has shiteous taste in blush.
She kinda looks like a cross between Nigella Lawson and Crystal Renn (before she lost all the weight - again); curvy, dark hair, big bust, pale. No I ain't saying she's as striking as either of those two women, but she's not ugly either.
She may be a hack but she is not ugly and it looks like she lost a few pounds from last year... she also looks like a nice lady.
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gosh i think its the funniest thing that she looks like bella in the books, she must have been masturbating thinking of glittery weirdo stalking teenagers who chew the whole fucking bed when they come
we don't have to make love to have an orgasm
Dumpy bitch writes stupid stalker porn. News at 11.
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I know a ton of Mormons and I've never, ever seen a chubby one. Interesting.
I forced myself to read that crap and those are several hours of my life I won't get back. Such stupid, stupid shit.
^ The cheer leading squad at my high school was full of a bunch of chubby Mormons.
As for Stephenie Meyer, I guess she used to go to the Changing Hands Bookstore in Tempe, AZ a lot before becoming famous. If anyone ever goes there, hit up the food place next door for awesome lemon bars. Perhaps she lost weight because she no longer is eating those lemon bars all the time?
You can lose all the weight you want you STILL WON'T BE BELLA. Nor will you look remotely like Kristen Stewart. Twilight is vile, really.
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