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    I don't watch Canadian Idol (mostly because I'm not in Canada and I would'nt watch it even if I was), well I was lurking on ONTD and I found this manorexic mess.....and yes that apperntly is a man


    His name is Kalan Porter BTW. And I still don't think that's a dude.

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    No way. That looks like photoshop to me. I was living in Canada when his season was going on and I don't remember him looking like that. I was more disturbed that he looked like some kind of female hobbit.

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    That's a man?
    I think he wants to be a woman.
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    How can that be a man???? Impossible!
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    Default Re: "Manorexic" Canadian Idol

    you should see his videos...*shudder*

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    Tell us about the videos. Does he sashay in a saucy manner?

    That guy is a total Pat in those pictures.
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    No Kalaaaaan!

    I was a total Kalanadian () during his season on Canadian Idol... but these pictures are quite worrisome!

    I'll bake you some cookies Kalan! Don't worry sweetie! I'm coming, I'll get you to pack on some pounds!

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    He's anorexic looking. I won't be surprised if he is.
    I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep.
    That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?---Jean Kerr

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    That kid has issues with his orientations...
    Nope.

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    Looks like a prepubescent girl.

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    This guy seems to be really popular among teenage girls here though

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    "HE" looks like Jennifer Anniston

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    Default Re: "Manorexic" Canadian Idol

    Quote Originally Posted by moomies
    This guy seems to be really popular among teenage girls here though
    Really? Must be a narcissistic trend...
    Nope.

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    Its pretty obvious to me that it's a man, he's just trying to look like a girl.
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    To me he looks a bit like a teenage Ellen DeGeneres.
    Nope.

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