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    Default Britney Spears Says Her Two Boys Keep Her In Shape

    Britney Spears credits being a mom to her two little boys for helping her retain a slim figure.
    The Break The Ice star - who is working on a big new song with producers Dr Luke and Max Martin - says running around and looking after 5-year-old Sean Preston and Jayden James (4), keeps her in shape.


    "How do I keep slim?," Spears said when quizzed about exercising. "Having two boys definitely helps, and I love to dance. It's the best way to stay in shape."
    Brit also enjoys rewarding herself, "I love treating myself to a spa day. Massages are my favorite," she explained.
    And discussing her make-up, Spears shared: "Sometimes I keep it simple and don't wear much make-up - just a little mascara and lipgloss. Other times, I'll play around and do heavier make-up or some fun lipstick."


    Britney Spears Says Her Two Boys Keep Her In Shape
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    They were mocking her with these questions, surely.

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    Britney Spears ... says running around and looking after 5-year-old Sean Preston and Jayden James (4), keeps her in shape.
    Yeah, okay.

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    is she still pretending her kids live with her or something?
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    is she still pretending her kids live with her or something?
    Maybe they do - in her head. I picture her chasing her invisble children through the house.

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    I think she applies make-up once a week and then doesn't wash it off. That's how she wears make-up.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    I think the actual interview was totally incoherent so the reporter just made this up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lenny View Post
    Maybe they do - in her head. I picture her chasing her invisble children through the house.
    I picture her in a never-ending, never-winning game of hide and seek...
    Britney "Deddddy! Were mah baybeez at?"
    Jamie " I 'ont know sugah, but herez you some cheez gritz"
    Britney "oooooh yum"



    5 minutes later...

    "Dedddddy! Were mah baybeez at?"
    Kill him.
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    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    I'm sure all those creamy Starbucks drinks really help, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    I picture her in a never-ending, never-winning game of hide and seek...
    Britney "Deddddy! Were mah baybeez at?"
    Jamie " I 'ont know sugah, but herez you some cheez gritz"
    Britney "oooooh yum"



    5 minutes later...

    "Dedddddy! Were mah baybeez at?"
    Sounds like Anna Nicole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    is she still pretending her kids live with her or something?
    that's what I'm wondering
    Quote Originally Posted by Lenny View Post
    Maybe they do - in her head. I picture her chasing her invisble children through the house.
    I don't see her chasing anything but a cheeto
    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    I picture her in a never-ending, never-winning game of hide and seek...
    Britney "Deddddy! Were mah baybeez at?"
    Jamie " I 'ont know sugah, but herez you some cheez gritz"
    Britney "oooooh yum"



    5 minutes later...

    "Dedddddy! Were mah baybeez at?"
    If so they need to film it, I needs entertainment
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    Well I guess "tree trunk" could be considered a shape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lenny View Post
    Maybe they do - in her head. I picture her chasing her invisble children through the house.
    Where do her kids really live?
    "Fashion is an art, but individuality is the key"

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    With KFed?

    God damn all of the above comments ran through my head while I was reading the original post. Fuck, that girls is on her own freaking planet.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lenny View Post
    Maybe they do - in her head. I picture her chasing her invisble children through the house.
    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    I think she applies make-up once a week and then doesn't wash it off. That's how she wears make-up.
    Quote Originally Posted by DeChayz View Post
    Well I guess "tree trunk" could be considered a shape.
    my thoughts exactly.
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