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Britney Spears Says Her Two Boys Keep Her In Shape
Britney Spears credits being a mom to her two little boys for helping her retain a slim figure.
The Break The Ice star - who is working on a big new song with producers Dr Luke and Max Martin - says running around and looking after 5-year-old Sean Preston and Jayden James (4), keeps her in shape.
"How do I keep slim?," Spears said when quizzed about exercising. "Having two boys definitely helps, and I love to dance. It's the best way to stay in shape."
Brit also enjoys rewarding herself, "I love treating myself to a spa day. Massages are my favorite," she explained.
And discussing her make-up, Spears shared: "Sometimes I keep it simple and don't wear much make-up - just a little mascara and lipgloss. Other times, I'll play around and do heavier make-up or some fun lipstick."
Britney Spears Says Her Two Boys Keep Her In Shape
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
They were mocking her with these questions, surely.
Yeah, okay.Britney Spears ... says running around and looking after 5-year-old Sean Preston and Jayden James (4), keeps her in shape.
Carrie: What kind of impotence do you think it is? Charlotte: The kind that makes it soft. (Sex and the City)
is she still pretending her kids live with her or something?
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
Maybe they do - in her head. I picture her chasing her invisble children through the house.Originally Posted by Mel1973
I think she applies make-up once a week and then doesn't wash it off. That's how she wears make-up.
When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.
I think the actual interview was totally incoherent so the reporter just made this up.
"Creepy, like when Tom Cruise laughs." - Bloodhound Gang
"They can take our ignorance when they pry it from our cold dead minds." - Stephen Colbert
I picture her in a never-ending, never-winning game of hide and seek...
Britney "Deddddy! Were mah baybeez at?"
Jamie " I 'ont know sugah, but herez you some cheez gritz"
Britney "oooooh yum"
5 minutes later...
"Dedddddy! Were mah baybeez at?"
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
I'm sure all those creamy Starbucks drinks really help, too.
Sounds like Anna Nicole.
that's what I'm wondering
I don't see her chasing anything but a cheeto
If so they need to film it, I needs entertainment
Silly bitches, twitchy links are NOT for kids!-Mel
Well I guess "tree trunk" could be considered a shape.
Where do her kids really live?
"Fashion is an art, but individuality is the key"
With KFed?
God damn all of the above comments ran through my head while I was reading the original post. Fuck, that girls is on her own freaking planet.
KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!
Come on, let's have lots of drinks.
my thoughts exactly.
"This is not meant to be at all offensive: You suffer from diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain." - McJag
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