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    Default Jessica Simpson: I've "Shocked My System" With Crash Diet



    Sounds like Jessica Simpson may be going to extremes to slim down -- or at least continue her spiritual journey.
    On Sunday, the 29-year-old star told her Twitter followers how she spent her weekend.

    "Shocked my system with a vegan diet, special Pu-erh tea from China, and cupping since friday!" she wrote. (Pu-erh tea is widely touted as a weight-loss drink.)
    The giddy-sounding Price of Beauty host added: "Who am I right now? This might be too clean!"

    A few minutes later, Simpson, who tried out meditation in the Far East while filming The Price of Beauty, extolled the virtues of cupping, an ancient Chinese ritual in which cups are therapeutically applied to the skin in a practice similar to accupressure.

    "Has anyone ever tried cupping? When u know you are doing something good for ur body the meditation creates intense visions," she raved. "Love it!"

    Finally, Simpson explained that she had worked with a "healer" over her intense weekend. "Master Wang is the Healer working with me this weekend. He has a program called Total Vitality," she wrote, adding links to MedicineBuddha.com and Zenandtea.com.


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    When u know you are doing something good for ur body the meditation creates intense visions,
    . . . of Little Debbie cakes, I'm guessing.

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    Ha, I've been meditating two times a day for almost two years and have noticed. . . nothing. No visions or anything.

    I do like Jessica Simpson though, at least she has an open mind and is willing to try things.
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    I lasted 6 months as a vegan. No thank you. I thought for 5 minutes about the raw food diet and looked at the work involved. Nope. I do have some great books collecting dust.

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    She's totally getting paid for hawking this bullshit. That or she's stupid. Either one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Goon View Post
    Ha, I've been meditating two times a day for almost two years and have noticed. . . nothing. No visions or anything.

    I do like Jessica Simpson though, at least she has an open mind and is willing to try things.
    yep, it's wide open - not a thought for miles in there.
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    She's totally getting paid for hawking this bullshit. That or she's stupid. Either one.
    Both.
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    But, but , but I thought she was happy with the extra weight.

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    Mr. Wang?!

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    Ever wonder if your name is something dirty in another language?
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Ever wonder if your name is something dirty in another language?
    No, but I am wondering NOW! Of course, my nickname was Pussy when I was little. Not in the US, so no dirty connotation where I'm from.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    "Shocked my system with a vegan diet, special Pu-erh tea from China, and cupping since friday!" she wrote. (Pu-erh tea is widely touted as a weight-loss drink.)
    The giddy-sounding Price of Beauty host added: "Who am I right now? This might be too clean!"
    pu-erh tea is a laxative... That's how it "makes" you loose weight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry View Post
    No, but I am wondering NOW! Of course, my nickname was Pussy when I was little. Not in the US, so no dirty connotation where I'm from.
    Well that's alright, over here some women are called Fanny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Ever wonder if your name is something dirty in another language?
    My first name is Japanese for whore. Sorta.
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    It's german for whore too! I saw it on the toilet wall
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    It's german for whore too! I saw it on the toilet wall
    Who let you in my bathroom?
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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