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    Default Insecure Tori Spelling defends her body & marriage with bikini photos

    I know a lot of you like Tori Spelling and watch her show. Hell Kaiser even likes her. Some of you tell me I’m wrong when I call her to task for being an unapologetic homewrecker, although most of you agree that she’s insufferable. It’s just that there’s something so needy about her, and so annoying. In the latest issue of Life & Style, Tori appears in a bikini and gives quotes about how attentive her husband is that aren’t meant to sound like they’re straight from her. Poor Tori didn’t earn the cover, though, and is just a side piece to the main story about how Kendra and Hank are trying for another baby. It’s got to hurt to lose out to another reality star who is (allegedly) fighting the release of a sex tape she once tried to sell. Tori is showing that she’s not as skinny as she once was and has gained a whole 5-6 pounds. Sit your bony ass down, Tori, I can do that in a week without feeling particularly full:
    On a family vacation at the Veranda resort in Turks and Caicos on May 16, Tori Spelling looked proud to strut her stuff in a sexy black bikini! The exclusive photos of Tori in the new issue of Life & Style—on newsstands now—show off Tori’s now healthier-looking physique. Gone was the skeletal frame, estimated at 93 pounds, that shocked the world just weeks ago. “Last summer, she didn’t want to be photographed in a bathing suit,” an insider close to Tori tells Life & Style. “Now she’s much happier with herself. She’s still very thin, but she’s not bony anymore.”
    A second insider agrees: “She’s gained about 5 or 6 pounds. It doesn’t sound like a lot, but on someone as thin as Tori, it makes a world of difference.” What finally prompted her to put on the much-needed weight? Her career and family life are getting better every day, says the second insider, which makes Tori want to eat.
    During the trip to Turks and Caicos, Dean worked overtime to show Tori how devoted he is to her. “Dean was great during the vacation,” the second insider says. “Things between them still aren’t perfect, but they’re getting better. It’s clear that Dean’s trying.” His most touching gesture? Making special arrangements for Tori’s favorite dessert — red velvet cake — to be brought to his wife on the beach in celebration of her 37th birthday on May 16.
    For more exclusive photos from Tori and Dean’s vacation, pick up this week’s issue of Life & Style, on newsstands now.
    [From Life and Style received via e-mail]


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    If that's not photoshopped, her body's looking good. Wish her face would follow suit.
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    looks like a blonde michael jackson
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    Am I the only one who can't read more than two sentences of celebitchy before getting irritated/bored/annoyed?

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    At least she was considerate enough to angle those horrid tits away from camera.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellatheball View Post
    Am I the only one who can't read more than two sentences of celebitchy before getting irritated/bored/annoyed?
    Nope, I'm the same way. Drives me up a wall. He/she/it tries WAY too hard.

    Tori's body is looking good...now where's the paper bag for that mug?
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    Now can she show that she can....act?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellatheball View Post
    Am I the only one who can't read more than two sentences of celebitchy before getting irritated/bored/annoyed?
    no you're not.
    i think the picture is photoshopped to make her look softer and less bony.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    looks like a blonde michael jackson
    Scrolled back up to look. I think she's got a Marilyn Manson thing going on actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellatheball View Post
    Am I the only one who can't read more than two sentences of celebitchy before getting irritated/bored/annoyed?
    nope, hate the biased bullshit!
    Quote Originally Posted by CherryDarling View Post
    Nope, I'm the same way. Drives me up a wall. He/she/it tries WAY too hard.

    Tori's body is looking good...now where's the paper bag for that mug?
    Agree, the body's good... the face will NEVER match.
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    Now can she show that she can....act?
    she doesn't have to... she's working on her 3rd book and has a reality show.
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    C'mon Mel, she can act, she does it all the time! On her reality show for example…
    Quote Originally Posted by Bellatheball View Post
    Am I the only one who can't read more than two sentences of celebitchy before getting irritated/bored/annoyed?
    Another vote from me too!


    BTW anyone else reckon that tori & dean are the sourses?????

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    I don't think she looks that bad at all. She's skinny, yeah, but not emaciated. I'd kill to be at least half that thin.

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    Kill… & then eat it as a snack??????

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