Jennifer Aniston eats like a baby

**mrs.v** · May 5th, 2010, 08:15 PM

Jennifer Aniston Eats Like A Baby

If you happen to see Jennifer Aniston at the grocery store filling her shopping cart with jars of baby food, there's no need to tap her on the shoulder to tell her that feeding that stuff to her Baby Alive could break it. No, Jennifer is buying the baby food for herself! That's because she's apparently on something called The Baby Food Cleanse. Jennifer Aniston is turning "making it easy" into an art form.

OK! Magazine says that Jennifer Aniston hired GOOPY's partner in assholery, Tracy Anderson, to help her "shift" a few pounds before she started shooting her latest movie in Hawaii. Tracy immediately put Jennifer on The Baby Food Cleanse, which involves eating 14 portions of pureed food a day followed by a healthy dinner. Basically, you eat fruit barf all day so that your butt can barf all night.

A source, "Tracy is all about 'clean eating', which means no oils, spices or salt. With 'baby eating', the food is easily processed by the body. Tracy believes efficient digestion equals quick weight loss. But this is a temporary diet for shifting a few pounds quickly, before going back to a normal, healthy eating plan."

No, that's not weird at all. It also isn't weird that Jennifer Aniston puts on a bib and bonnet and forces her assistant to spoon feed her in a giant high chair. And it's the opposite of weird that Jennifer insists on sleeping in a crib and asks her driver to push her around in a stroller. If Jennifer keeps that shit up, St. Angie Jo is going to adopt her ass! Hey, if you can't beat them (the holy child army), join them!

Here's Baby Jen with Nicole Kidman on the set of that movie in Hawaii yesterday.

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**chatterweb** · May 5th, 2010, 10:11 PM

Gross!!

**BigBen** · May 6th, 2010, 03:36 AM

I knew a girl in high school who thought baby food was delicious. She was, uhh, not the brightest crayon in the lamp, if you catch my drift.

Is there something wrong with just eating fruit now? Is regular fruit off-limits for some reason I don't know about?

**stef** · May 6th, 2010, 03:45 AM

"Tracy is all about 'clean eating', which means no oils, spices or salt. With 'baby eating', the food is easily processed by the body. Tracy believes efficient digestion equals quick weight loss. But this is a temporary diet for shifting a few pounds quickly, before going back to a normal, healthy eating plan."

this is the bulimic trainer of madonna and gwyneth, right?

if tracy believes that hitting your head against the wall repeatedly is a great way to lose weight, are her "clients" gonna do that, too?

**Melyanna** · May 6th, 2010, 08:34 AM

I don't have Jen's banging body, but at least people don't think that I am stupid... and I enjoy real food.
Also, Jen looks like an ugly duckling if compared to Nicole, even now that Nicole is old (for Hollywood standards!) and has a frozen forhead and a plastic face.

**Honey** · May 6th, 2010, 03:55 PM

Tracy Anderson seems to have issues with food

**aggie** · May 6th, 2010, 03:58 PM

I think I need new glasses - I read that she eats a baby!

**MsChiff** · May 6th, 2010, 04:04 PM

"brightest crayon in the lamp" I like that lol

**Perilita** · May 6th, 2010, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by Melyanna

I don't have Jen's banging body, but at least people don't think that I am stupid... and I enjoy real food.
Also, Jen looks like an ugly duckling if compared to Nicole, even now that Nicole is old (for Hollywood standards!) and has a frozen forhead and a plastic face.

I think Jen looks much better than Nicole.

**PrincessJo291** · May 6th, 2010, 04:19 PM

Originally Posted by aggie

I think I need new glasses - I read that she eats a baby!

lol don't feel bad i did too!!! lol

**Novice** · May 8th, 2010, 04:58 AM

Originally Posted by stef

this is the bulimic trainer of madonna and gwyneth, right?

if tracy believes that hitting your head against the wall repeatedly is a great way to lose weight, are her "clients" gonna do that, too?

Originally Posted by Honey

Tracy Anderson seems to have issues with food

Anyone else spotted this trend? & if we can see it how come "they" can't ??

**Melyanna** · May 8th, 2010, 06:19 AM

Originally Posted by Perilita

I think Jen looks much better than Nicole.

She looks younger, happier, in a better shape and more natural, but, personally, I don't like her bone structure at all.
Nicole's facial features are really well balanced, while I don't like Jen's facial features at all: they are very average, not even pretty. IMHO, of course.
So, that's what I mean.

**LynnieD** · May 8th, 2010, 08:49 AM

WTF is wrong w/spices??? I mean, I can see salt but pepper? Spices??

Stupid idiot...

**Novice** · May 8th, 2010, 12:16 PM

Doesn't chilli & cinnamon actually up your metobolic rate (in a small way)?

**Lucretia** · May 8th, 2010, 01:51 PM

Why on earth would any adult eat commercial baby food? Please, don't alot of mothers steam and puree fruits and veggies for their little ones? Chin needs extensive therapy in a far away country if she's buying this nonsense from a huckster like Tracy.