Jennifer Aniston Eats Like A Baby
If you happen to see Jennifer Aniston at the grocery store filling her shopping cart with jars of baby food, there's no need to tap her on the shoulder to tell her that feeding that stuff to her Baby Alive could break it. No, Jennifer is buying the baby food for herself! That's because she's apparently on something called The Baby Food Cleanse. Jennifer Aniston is turning "making it easy" into an art form.
OK! Magazine says that Jennifer Aniston hired GOOPY's partner in assholery, Tracy Anderson, to help her "shift" a few pounds before she started shooting her latest movie in Hawaii. Tracy immediately put Jennifer on The Baby Food Cleanse, which involves eating 14 portions of pureed food a day followed by a healthy dinner. Basically, you eat fruit barf all day so that your butt can barf all night.
A source, "Tracy is all about 'clean eating', which means no oils, spices or salt. With 'baby eating', the food is easily processed by the body. Tracy believes efficient digestion equals quick weight loss. But this is a temporary diet for shifting a few pounds quickly, before going back to a normal, healthy eating plan."
No, that's not weird at all. It also isn't weird that Jennifer Aniston puts on a bib and bonnet and forces her assistant to spoon feed her in a giant high chair. And it's the opposite of weird that Jennifer insists on sleeping in a crib and asks her driver to push her around in a stroller. If Jennifer keeps that shit up, St. Angie Jo is going to adopt her ass! Hey, if you can't beat them (the holy child army), join them!
Here's Baby Jen with Nicole Kidman on the set of that movie in Hawaii yesterday.
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eat a hot bowl of dicks.
I knew a girl in high school who thought baby food was delicious. She was, uhh, not the brightest crayon in the lamp, if you catch my drift.
Is there something wrong with just eating fruit now? Is regular fruit off-limits for some reason I don't know about?
"Not only do we embrace it, we take it out for drinks, get it absolutely steaming drunk, leg hump it and then leave it covered in shaving foam and a stolen Chuck E Cheese outfit in its own bath with no recollection of how it got there." -Kittylady on the sad and pathetic and strange.
this is the bulimic trainer of madonna and gwyneth, right?"Tracy is all about 'clean eating', which means no oils, spices or salt. With 'baby eating', the food is easily processed by the body. Tracy believes efficient digestion equals quick weight loss. But this is a temporary diet for shifting a few pounds quickly, before going back to a normal, healthy eating plan."
if tracy believes that hitting your head against the wall repeatedly is a great way to lose weight, are her "clients" gonna do that, too?
"This is not meant to be at all offensive: You suffer from diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain." - McJag
I don't have Jen's banging body, but at least people don't think that I am stupid... and I enjoy real food.
Also, Jen looks like an ugly duckling if compared to Nicole, even now that Nicole is old (for Hollywood standards!) and has a frozen forhead and a plastic face.
Tracy Anderson seems to have issues with food
I think I need new glasses - I read that she eats a baby!
"brightest crayon in the lamp" I like that lol
Nicole's facial features are really well balanced, while I don't like Jen's facial features at all: they are very average, not even pretty. IMHO, of course.
So, that's what I mean.
WTF is wrong w/spices??? I mean, I can see salt but pepper? Spices??
Doesn't chilli & cinnamon actually up your metobolic rate (in a small way)?
Why on earth would any adult eat commercial baby food? Please, don't alot of mothers steam and puree fruits and veggies for their little ones? Chin needs extensive therapy in a far away country if she's buying this nonsense from a huckster like Tracy.
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