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    Default Tyra Banks is on a diet

    If Ty Ty Can't Eat, You Can't Eat!




    The First Lady of Crazy is currently on a diet where she only eats the souls of America's Next Top Model contestants, so this mean she's not eating any kind of junk food. And if Ty Ty isn't eating delicious greasiness than neither is anyone around her!


    If you're one of Ty Ty's friends, you better keep a damn Snickers in your titty area so that you sneak a bite in the bathroom stall on the down low.
    A source tells Fox411, She has become so strict with her diet that she cant even stand for junk food or fattening food to be around her. So shes basically telling anyone she eats with what they can and cant order. Most people think shes joking at first, but then they realize she actually expects them to follow her eating rules too. She tells them: If Im not eating it, youre not eating it!


    Ty Ty is serious! You know what this means? This means we all need to get on the phone with Papa John's and order EVERYTHING with extra dipping butter (containing 8,000 grams of fat) to be delivered directly to Ty Ty's office. Then we'll all gather outside of her office with wine coolers and watch as she blows through the roof and into the air. Crazyworks!


    If Ty Ty Can't Eat, You Can't Eat! | Dlisted
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Fuck Tyra. Weave-wearing cockroach that she is.....

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    Bitch can go sit at another table then
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    That's a bit excessive.

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    Maybe if we're lucky, she'll waste away to nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Bitch can go sit at another table then
    amen to that

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    Great, a double dipper. Pat herself on the back on her own shot about how she lost 50 pounds, then do so again on the cover of Instyle magazine.

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    I thought she said she was comfortable with her weight and her butt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharky View Post
    I thought she said she was comfortable with her weight and her butt.
    Celebs saying they are 'happy' as they are and 'comfortable' with how they look is code word for 'how I will lose 50 pounds and be on magazine cover in a bikini.'

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    It'd take a strong man/woman to come between me and my crisps!

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