Wrestlers, mmmm

southgachic007 · January 23rd, 2008, 02:06 AM

Ya'll forgot the men of professional wrestling. Grown me in tights, what's sexier?

My Top Ten Men of Wrestling:

10. Christian Cage, "the prick of TNA"
- I think it's the "I don't care if you like me or not" attitude. I love self-confidence in a man.

9. Batista aka The Animal
- think of what a bear hold he could give you...

8. Cody Rhodes, son of the American Dream Dusty Rhodes
- 2nd generation wrestler with boy-next-door looks, makes you wanna bring him home to meet the folks

7. AJ Styles
- Great look with not a lot of brain power...never said he'd be good at conversations...

6. Edge, The Rated R Superstar
- kind of a jerk but good eye candy

5. John Cena
- All I gotta say is go rent "The Marine" mmmmm...

4. Randy Orton, aka Legend Killer
- 3rd generation superstar. Leading man good looks with the arrogance and confidence to back 'em up.

3. CM Punk, the Straight-Edge Superstar
- I love a man with tattoos and Punk is covered. I would love to see if he got some hidden in those wrestling trunks...tattoos that is.

2. Chris Jericho, aka Y2J
- He recently returned with a new 'do and a new buff bod. I don't think he's ever looked better. One word: DAMN!

AND THE NUMBER 1 HOTTEST WRESTLER IS...

1. Jeff Hardy, aka The Rainbow Haired Warrior
- This man is not afraid of anything and I find that so sexy. Think what fun he would be in other places, outside the ring...hehehehe

RevellingInSane · February 13th, 2008, 04:45 PM

Batista, Cena, Orton, Jericho, and Hardy would be 1,2,3,5, and 4 respectively.

Pictures do not do any of them justice.

Voodoo Child · February 13th, 2008, 05:30 PM

John Cena and Randy Orton hmmmm mmmmm.

msdebagain · February 13th, 2008, 05:47 PM

i miss the old days of wrestling, back in the 80's (well, you know)
Brutus the barber, British Bulldogs, ultimate warrior, much better and more fun then. tho, i would like to lick Kevin Nash.

Alicat · February 13th, 2008, 06:48 PM

Jeff Hardy has his navel pierced??? Ummm...okay, then.

P.S.--I think their packages must have shrunk from steroids, 'cause I'm sure not seeing anything there except for CM Punk.

wool · February 29th, 2008, 05:47 AM

my fav is AJ.

dangerous · March 27th, 2008, 02:06 AM

I'm not a fan of wrestling much beyond 'hogan knows best', but based on these pictures alone, John and Randy are hottest. Jeff Hardy grosses me out ..

dolem · March 27th, 2008, 12:01 PM

My husband is a fan so I've watched too much WWE for a lifetime! I have a hard time finding any of these guys "hot". They are so 'roided up that it's beyond disgusting.

The Edge plays an ass on TV, but I have seen a real interview with him, when he's not the Edge character, he was actually nice and well spoken. I was shocked. I think out of the guys listed above Chris Jericho would have to be the best looking, but I haven't seen his new buff bod, so that might be too much for me.

Sojiita · March 27th, 2008, 12:46 PM

3 or 4 of them look really good..the rest look like steroid-fueled overbuilt retarded serial killers.

lisalucy69 · March 27th, 2008, 11:32 PM

I like Cena, Orton, and jeff Hardy. My husband used to watch wrestling from time to time. I actually got him a gift one yr to wrestlmania at the joe louis arena in detroit - 3rd row. It was actually kinda neat, The Rock actually stood right next to us. Anyhoo...I don't think Jeff is the best looking neccessarily, but something about him is just damn sexy.

qwerty · March 27th, 2008, 11:46 PM

My friend was a marketing/promotions director for WCW in the late 90s which provided me with the opportunity to go backstage at a pay per view event and observe some pro wrestlers up close. I've stood next to Hulk Hogan and Stacy Keibler (unbelievably long legs and killer body) and lots of other wrestlers who are probably dead or well past their prime. Anyway, my point is that most of these guys are SCARY looking in real life. They were caricatures with orange skin, bulging, over developed muscles, and oddly plastic looking faces. It was very odd. I met another (minor) wrestler (out of costume) while at a hockey game with this friend and thinking back now, he looked like the creepy Burger King king mascot. He was perfectly lovely but he just did not look like a real person!