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    So much attention is lavished on the women in this sport, but I think the men deserve some attention too. Singles, pairs and ice dance, there are some hot men in this sport. Some of them tend to be on the smaller side, but nice things come in small packages.

    This video of France's Brian Joubert is hot and creepy at the same time:
    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC-5iPNUGdQ[/YOUTUBE]



    His notorious au naturel photo;



    My favorite male skater, Stephane Lambiel of Switzerland. Sometimes his costumes are amazingly ugly, but I think he's peerless when it comes to his choreo:

    Pairs skater Yannick Bonheur, also of France (at Skate Canada, his nickname was Yannick "Boner" because he's packing some serious heat)

    Canada's David Pelletier, free of that pet squirrel that was his wife. He has such a fine body, but is very modest and never did the shirtless thing.



    Kevin Van Der Perren of Belgium; bad skating but very cute. Sometimes wears a loincloth in his Europe ice shows.


    ice dancer Peter Tchernyshev


    Pairs skater John Zimmerman is all kinds of hot...still.


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    I think Daisuke Takahashi is a cutie pie. (i'm on Chrome, so it sucks at cutting and pasting pics)

    Also, i watched the DUMBEST ice skating move EVER last night. Ice Dreams. Randy Gardner was in it, and blech, he has not aged pretty at all.
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    They are all yummy imo. I really miss watching skating. It used to be on tv every weekend, or so it seemed. I can never find it anymore. So I am still stuck on the likes of...

    Gawd I love him!

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    Aww Phillipe Candeloro. mwah.
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    Phillippe was so cheesy though. But fun to watch on the ice.


    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    I think Daisuke Takahashi is a cutie pie. (i'm on Chrome, so it sucks at cutting and pasting pics)

    Also, i watched the DUMBEST ice skating move EVER last night. Ice Dreams. Randy Gardner was in it, and blech, he has not aged pretty at all.
    Ice Dreams was awful. I cannot think of a single movie that has done justice to figure skating. Either they are melodramatic claptrap, or comedies that make fun of the sport, usually about how "gay" it is.

    Here's some Takahashi-san:


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    Oh totally! But he made it a lot a fun to watch! I loved all the guys of that era actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    Oh totally! But he made it a lot a fun to watch! I loved all the guys of that era actually.
    Oh, his backflips were heaven. And he injected humor into his freeskates, which I did like. I liked Elvis Stojko too, but I didn't find him attractive at all.


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    Canada's hot mess Emanuel Sandhu. Lots of PS allegedly.


    This is what FUG is...


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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    Canada's hot mess Emanuel Sandhu. Lots of PS allegedly.
    And one of the most inconsistent ever! What a claim to fame. He could've been great. *sigh*

    There's not really any I look at and think, "damn, he's hot." I liked watching Joubert when he was on fire a few seasons back churning out 3 quad minimum long programs and watching Lambiel spin and watching Plushenko skate like no one else could and watching Johnny Weir be Johnny Weir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    And one of the most inconsistent ever! What a claim to fame. He could've been great. *sigh*
    Oh, he was maddeningly inconsistent. The cleanest I've ever seen him skate was at the GP final back in 2003, with the Cirque du Soleil music.

    He's also very tall for a singles skater, but when he's on, pulling off the jumps is no problem. I hate his face, but his body is truly impressive looking.


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    Sexy Stephane and a retouched Evan Lysacek


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    gay in denial Evan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    gay in denial Evan.
    LOL, totally. Just by the way he talks gives it away. Unless he's like the Straight Gay Guy on that SNL skit.


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    i thought this was a "who's gay" thread not a "hot guy" thread until i checked.

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