Who do you think will win the 2012 U.S. Presidential election?

[sluce]

Hey don't kill off all the idiots. We need some left for our amusement.

[McJag]

You mean we gotta keep Sarah Palin?

[sluce]

Hell yeah! She provides hours and hours of free entertainment!

[Clubber Lang]

Michelle Bachman must go for sure. That crazed look in her eyes... Sending people to "re-education" camps to "get the gay out of them" or whatever the hell it was her and her closeted husband were up to. I mean, to me that is the definition of denial, ignorance, and just plain lunacy. I vote independent but am libertarian to the core- fiscally conservative, socially liberal. Michelle Bachman is a bigot nutcase and it can't be said enough.

Sorry for the political rant. I don't usually go off on politicians because, ya know, to each their own but that lady gives a large group of people a very, very bad name and I feel so sorry for her husband. I wish that poor man could just come out and streak the neighborhood in a rainbow colored speedo already like he's probably dreamed of his entire life.

[McJag]

It would be helpful if he got caught in an adult theater.

[OrangeSlice]

Can I be an intern for one of you bitches? I promise not to keep any stained dresses.

[SHELLEE]

Can I be an intern for one of you bitches? I promise not to keep any stained dresses.

But cigars on the other hand...

[greysfang]

Wait, Laurent, that's your biggest issue???? Nevermind, I claim the AG role. I mean if we're going to intervene in media matters, DirecTv and Viacom will be giving all their customers (yes all of Viacom's) a huge price break and give me back my Comedy Central and access to Awkward on MTV.

I just got this email.

Thanks to your patience and support, DIRECTV today entered into a new long-term agreement with Viacom to immediately return all the channels you had previously enjoyed. Plus, as a result of our new deal, you will soon enjoy the freedom to see all your favorite Viacom shows on your computer, tablet or cell phone through our DIRECTV Everywhere platform. Although Viacom had regrettably tried to deny you access to drive a more expensive deal, our focus was always about giving you the absolute best experience at the most reasonable cost.

More details on the agreement can be found on DirectvPromise.com. It includes long-term rights to provide Nickelodeon, Comedy Central, MTV, BET, Spike, CMT, TV Land and several others so Viacom cannot try to deny you access anytime again soon. Your patience during this unfortunate Viacom blackout has helped to serve notice to every media company that you and our other customers will not be bullied. Hopefully, thanks to your support and others', we can together make these blackouts a thing of the past.

Thank you again for your patience and support. We know you have a choice among providers and we appreciate you choosing us.

[McJag]

Well! Happy Birthday to you!

[levitt]

Can I be the official oval office rug sweeper? That job sounds juicy.

[sluce]

Just don't go sweeping anything under the rug. Our admin will keep everything in the open.

[levitt]

I'll only sweep what I'm told to under the rug. Not that I will be told to do that. But if I was. I would.

[greysfang]

Nope, we're going to have a truly transparent administration. Mostly because idgaf. We don't need no rug sweepers. Can you type?

[levitt]

Sometimes, unless I've been having a tipple or two from the booze cupboard

[lulu09]

obama. hands down, without a doubt.