View Poll Results: Who will win the 2012 U.S. presidential election?

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  • Barack Obama - Democrat (presumptive)

    63 72.41%
  • Mitt Romney - Republican (presumptive)

    19 21.84%
  • Gary Johnson - Libertarian

    0 0%
  • Jill Stein - Green

    1 1.15%
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    4 4.60%
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    In the good 'ole US of A, we allow our VPs to shoot people in the face with birdshot. That seems like something that might interest you.
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    You should know better than that - it's the Texas creed, isn't it? Grim can even have a pearl handled shooting thing (I'm a northerner through and through, so I don't know the technical term...although as AG of the US, I'm sure I'll have minions to fill in the right word and make me sound smarter than I am)
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    You should know better than that - it's the Texas creed, isn't it? Grim can even have a pearl handled shooting thing (I'm a northerner through and through, so I don't know the technical term...although as AG of the US, I'm sure I'll have minions to fill in the right word and make me sound smarter than I am)
    He shot the lawyer fair & square. It was Open Season.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Back up a second. Do these sentences go together in some fashion I'm unable to decipher?
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    Since I'm a newbie here I'll just volunteer to to be the oval office rug sweeper? Or even intern to the oval office rug sweeper? I'm willing to work my way up, if you'll have me.

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    Maybe Grim would like to head up a committee to investigate fucking war crimes. we will be bringing back the firing squad and every person with any title (from president down to the oval office rug sweeper) will be issued a rifle and will be on the firing squad. This administration will NOT take any prisoners. The first fuckers we're putting on the firing squad is gonna be dubya, cheney, the head of BP, limpballz, and if barack don't straighten up pretty fucking quick, he's out there too. Oh & fucking Rick Perry too!
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    Can I have a job since I can't be the whore of any of you.
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    Geez, what jobs are left? Do we have a secretary of state yet? You can be Madeleine/Condy/Hilary.
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    Sluce cannot be Secretary of State, she's a shit stirrer and we need a diplomat for that position. Actually none of you bitches have a lick of diplomacy. We might have to interview for that position outside the board. Sluce can be the Secretary of Education, another position that pays well for not doing a damn thing.
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    I'm thinking you are taking very well to being Ms. President Bossypants, kudos on what must have been a very difficult transition.
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    I expect to see "No Child Left Behind" left behind!
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    That would be a great position for me. I would trash the entire system and start over!

    My daughter had a great history teacher in 10th grade. He told them that he was required to teach some of the stuff and test them on it but that he was going to shift the focus to discussing WHY history is important. He used the text books. He made them memorize the dates that would be on exams. Then he spent the rest of the class really discussing what have we learned from the past and gave them projects to show how they could relate it to modern history being either repeated, or handled differently because of what we learned in the past. He even took it so far as to ask them how it would impact their own lives when it comes to making decisions. His teaching style worked so well that kids that were failing other classes were getting As from him. My daughter is now majoring in History and Secondary Ed because she wants to be a teacher like this man.
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    Get that bitch a bonus!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    I'm thinking you are taking very well to being Ms. President Bossypants, kudos on what must have been a very difficult transition.
    This is news?
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    The first fuckers we're putting on the firing squad is gonna be dubya, cheney, the head of BP, limpballz, and if barack don't straighten up pretty fucking quick, he's out there too. Oh & fucking Rick Perry too!
    Michele Bachmann needs to get got too! She's back on her Muslims infiltrating the US govt thing again.

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