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please, we know all about you and Bill Clinton.Originally Posted by sluce
Barack Obama - Democrat (presumptive)
Mitt Romney - Republican (presumptive)
Gary Johnson - Libertarian
Jill Stein - Green
Other. Please elaborate.
Grimm is a great idea. We'll just make him marry some hot American dude and get citizenship. Montana will be our attorney general. I'll put wcg on scotus.
I think McJag and chalet should be the press secretaries because they're good at telling a bitch to fuck off in more pleasant terms.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
perfect, i'm the most judgemental bitch ever
please, we know all about you and Bill Clinton.
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
But I don't wanna defend some of the shit laws that have been passed. Can't I be a Supreme Court nominee too?
If i hear one more personal attack, i will type while drunk, then you can cry! - Bugdoll
(716): I'd call her a cunt, but she doesn't seem to have the depth or warmth
No, you're the attorney general. Deal.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Harrumph. The senate will never confirm me anyway - look at all my shady associations.
If i hear one more personal attack, i will type while drunk, then you can cry! - Bugdoll
(716): I'd call her a cunt, but she doesn't seem to have the depth or warmth
I don't know if this was a Freudian slip, but what an awesome way to unite all the people on "both" sides, all of whom are getting shafted by the existing power structure.
I say "both" because there isn't Republican/conservative vs. Democrat/liberal, it is Republicrat/moneyholders-titleholders vs. Americans/everyone else.
ETA: I googled, and it really exists! Learn something new at GR everyday!Our local ballot had Roseanne as just "green" party.
If being cunty is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Vouch. I vote Grim, too. Dual citizenship VP.
What are you looking at, sugar-tits? - Mel Gibson
Thank you eversomuch. Yes, that might be fitting.
Screcrtary of Interior Design(Chalet) or Seceratary of Defence might work.too. I could learn to fence I am sure.
I see Grimm as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. I am hazy on what a duel citizenship would do there, but as long as he isn't Muslim, we're good.
I would like to nominate the gentleman from the Great State of Ohio for VP. Soj!
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
You all do remember that Twitchy's Canadian too, right?
You, sir, are an intellectual lightweight, a coward, and a chauvinist pig. Do I make myself clear?
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That means she can't be president, it does not mean she can't be the spymaster.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
OH, I'm all for her being spymaster general.
You, sir, are an intellectual lightweight, a coward, and a chauvinist pig. Do I make myself clear?
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I see Shedevil as House Speaker. No one can outspeak her when crossed.
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
Just have Twitchy and Grimm "lose" their birth certificates and say they're from Hawaii. I think people would buy that.
"Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs
"Scoffing is one of my main hobbies!" ~Trixie
Actually I had forgotten, she has too much snark in her to be truly Canadian (Grim too)...maybe we can just annex Canada for political purposes. It seems the cut off the hands and feet people have already headed to Detroit, so what's stopping Twitchy and Grim?
If i hear one more personal attack, i will type while drunk, then you can cry! - Bugdoll
(716): I'd call her a cunt, but she doesn't seem to have the depth or warmth
Well, once we get one of our peeps in office, we'll change all the fucking rules anyway!
You, sir, are an intellectual lightweight, a coward, and a chauvinist pig. Do I make myself clear?
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