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    I forgot to mention that she said nu-cu-ler, as opposed to nuclear, almost as many times as she said maverick. She really is just another shrub.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    I cannot tolerate 8 more years of nukular. I will kill myself.
    HOly shit....my thoughts exactly!
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    HOme page of MSN this morning declares Palin the winner! Bullshit!

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    All those people who like nu-cu-ler weapons must have voted. Or maybe those who like to say 'doggonit'. I still can't quite believe she used that word. Even my granny would feel slightly foolish using that word.
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    Anyone declaring Palin the "winner" obvs had the bar set so low that anything she said that resembled something that was not a braying donkey would put her in the "superb" category.

    If biden performed the way she did, the press would be SLAUGHTERING him for being such an evasive dumbass.

    So there's a huge bias right there.

    Palin certainly does "better" in a format where there are no follow up questions and she can just ramble on about the subjects of her choosing.

    You would have to be blind, deaf and dumb to think she won this debate. It just blows my mind that any intelligent person could think that.

    She uses the "look at the monkey/chubaca defense" (south park)

    She is such a charicature of a real human being.

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    Ok so I'm late to the party but:

    Palin did better than I and probably most expected (just like Mccain did on his pres. debate night) but she did not lay out what Mccain's plan of action is.
    Her incessant eye-winking and Gotcha, Golly Jee, Can I call you Joe?, Darnit, Gosh Darnit, Doggone-it, I won't answer the question the way you like, were rather off putting to me.

    I have Happy Hour with Joe Six-pack and his girlfriend and our co-workers some Fridays after work and some Saturdays we hang out, but that doesn't mean we should be in the White House.

    Did anyone else cringe when she said she was for women's rights?

    Her saying she wants more power in the VP position screams WMD to me: Woman of Mass Destruction.

    The only thing I got from her is that she sees no end in sight to Iraq. A country we invaded on false pretenses.

    Also, I have a newfound respect for Joe Biden who's composure was a class act. He was so cool I forgot he was debating at times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post

    Her saying she wants more power in the VP position screams WMD to me: Woman of Mass Destruction.
    Another great one! Somebody please make a photoshop of this pro-life, gun-toting, hunting, Christian WMD for us!!!! You know you can do it!
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    I think both Obama and Biden have played these debates very shrewdly. They just cruised along for the most part and let McCain/Palin blather and bluster and waffle their soundbite platitudes instead of outline specific policies.

    There was never much doubt in my mind about which of the two 'tickets' was fit and competant to run the country but having seen these debates I am now absolutely certain there's only one choice.

    Oh and I loved the way Biden took a few swipes at 'dangerous' Dick Cheney. He's absolutely right of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HWBL View Post
    Another great one! Somebody please make a photoshop of this pro-life, gun-toting, hunting, Christian WMD for us!!!! You know you can do it!
    You betcha!

    I saw it on a sign behind one of the anchors after the debate. LOL. I can't take credit for it but we can use it as a new GR slogan, for sure!

    And OMG, whoever pointed out NU-CU-LAR = Palin + Bush ... SPOT ON! I kept thinking, I can't take four fucking years of hearing that shit again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

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    Palin looks great in whatever she does because expectations aren't really that high. There are many people who don't believe she knows what she's talking about.
    With that said, while she is being heavily criticized, there still is an expectation she should be able to answer questions that she is asked. So even if she gives a semi-decent answer it looks good.

    Obama and Biden have to step it up though because they are being walked over.
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    I agree that Obama/Biden need to grow some balls now and go in for the kill. It will be like shooting fish in a barrel. Only 32 days to go folks!
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    She's just a walking soundbite.
    The obnoxious winking, the gosh darn awshucks routine,give me a break.
    I still can't believe people fall for this obvious pandering.
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    What Biden Ought To Say (Rude Version):
    If at tonight's debate, Gwen Ifill asks Democratic vice presidential candidate Joe Biden whether he thinks Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is qualified to be president, and he doesn't say, "Gwen, let me speak for the vast majority of people in this country when I say, frankly and honestly, 'What the fuck?' No, really, What. The. Fuck. I mean, everyone's seen this goddamned idiot over here running around and playing national candidate dress-up. And isn't it embarrassing? Isn't it just so depressingly, godforsakenly embarrassing? C'mon, Republicans, you gotta hate yourselves for having to constantly defend her when she says something utterly incomprehensible or just plain friggin' dumb. You gotta hate yourselves for how far you've devolved.

    "Really, what the fuck? And don't gimme that fuckin' little sour-faced sneer, Sarah, where you look like just sucked a sweaty hobo's cock. 'Cause you know it's true and every time you get asked a question that stumps you, which is every fuckin' question, and you get that look in your eyes like the deer laying on the road way after the headlights have gone by, you gotta wonder, 'What the fuck?' yourself. You're in over your head, and there ain't no life preserver here.

    "Last week, we all had to watch while John McCain treated Barack Obama like he had just fucked McCain's daughter's lily-white snatch with his big black dick. Barack Obama fought for months to win the votes of his party to win the nomination. What the fuck did you do, Sarah? You ran a town that's the size of a Super Wal-Mart? You're a governor? Of fuckin' Alaska? Jesus fuckin' Christ, that means your only job is to see how much you can get away with fucking up the environment to squeeze a little more filthy oil lucre out of the wheezing earth so you can please the corporations that fuckin' own your state and to see how much you can afford to bribe the citizens there with Exxon's profits. And you're on stage with me? At best, you should be the second focus group-ready questioner in a townhall meeting, you know, the crazy Christian chick from a rural state no one gives a fuck about but we all have to pretend matters because of the electoral college.

    "And you wanna make fun of me? Saying you were in 2nd grade when I was first in the Senate? Fuck you. You know what I was doing then while your daddy was showing you how to rip the intestines out of a moose or some such shit? I was trying to stop the Nixon administration from blowing the fuck out Cambodia. And when you were sashaying your ass around a stage in a swimsuit and heels, wondering if you could just handjob the judges backstage, I was facing down Ronald Reagan for his insane policies, including in Lebanon. But that'd be history and that requires you to think about more than whatever talking points John McCain has been jamming up your twat and down your throat for the last couple of months, which is the only time you've given a shit about more than how to use your office to get jobs for friends, take revenge on ex-in-laws, and get pretty, shiny presents.

    "I don't wanna fuckin' hear about this dink anymore. I don't wanna know about how she went to five different safety schools before squeezing out a vanity degree like a turd from a constipated old man. I don't wanna hear about her retarded baby. I don't wanna hear about her knocked-up teenage daughter. I don't wanna hear about her fuckin' redneck husband. Fuck them. They are the ones who need to be led, not the ones who need to be leading. So I don't give a fuck about what Bush with boobs here has to say about jack shit. And you know what else? I don't wanna hear about the wisdom of small town America. You know where the Founders spent their time? In the cities. In Paris. In London. Small towns? That's called 'isolation.' And it's bullshit political talk for 'white,' Gwen. Oh, do I sound elitist? If it's elitist to want to elect people who actually have a thought in their head about more than whether or not to name the next child 'Remington' or 'Colt,' then, fine, fuck me, it's elitist.

    "This ain't a fuckin' game, Gwen. It ain't a fuckin' beauty pageant where you can give a cross-eyed hummer to a flute and charm your way to second place. We already played let's-put-the-idiot-in-charge. How'd that work out, huh? So it ain't funny that we are actually having a serious discussion about someone who is caught off guard when asked for a newspaper she reads. It's not funny. Not when the top of her ticket is Old Geezer Grumpy McStrokeEye. So, no, Gwen, even if the economy was so good that everyone was knee deep in cash and pussy or cock, even if Osama bin Laden told all his people to go back to goat fucking and then killed himself, even if all of a sudden we discovered we could all power our cars cleanly with pig shit, even if the streets were paved with gold, Gwen, this fuckin' idiot, who couldn't discuss a foreign policy even though her soldier son's life depends on it and who couldn't even name the Exxon Valdez case, fer chrissake, oughta be arrested if she sets foot in Washington, DC," then the whole thing will be worthless.
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    ROFL!!!! Grimm wrote that, right?
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